souprman

Seattle tried to "get" some black people back in the '90's but it turned into a whole thing.

(JOE SAID MY NAME YOU GUYS!)

thanks man. that's big of you.

great hair questions guys. wish i would have thought of that... oh, that's right.

Paul, They say "Everybody Poops". Is that true? Even Gina Gershon?

Paul, You have amazing hair. Speak on that.

Paul, How is Paul? Or do you call him Pee-Wee? Or are you not allowed to address him directly?

I get promos from the UK music site I work for on occasion and I can say new Destroyer, Fidlar, and Beach House are all really good.

I just ripped the audio off of the dvd of Houston '78 House Cut that was part of the Darkness deluxe edition. Real good shit.

YOWCH! Just delightful.

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comedy bang bang nerds give it a C+

This episode is fucking insanely funny. If it wasn't so fucking insanely funny I would probably be all bitchy about a 20 minute ep. That is all.

"Is that what you cal your vagina 'the stacks'"?

no no no no no no no no no..... NO! they are making fun of people who make fun of fat people.

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FOR REALSIES????!!! :) :)

maybe take a closer look...

1st Chanson is going take me out for a cruise around the Sound on his dad. Then both AndyDickCheney and Andrew promised to like said post. Then Valerie is going to write a story about how my negativity saves the forums. greggy is going have me on Podcasts Are Wonderful as Jeff Goldblum's character from Tenspeed and Brownshoe. JacobC is going to teach me how jokes work. chicknsandwich said "don't expect much" but it was pretty obvious he was measuring me when I turned my back. CORPSEFUCKER SHITLORD is going to tell me the true origin of swearwords. JMonsterface/A Bear is going to sing me solo acoustic versions of my fav ABBA songs. touchy seeley is going to show me his collection of rare daguerreotypes of eastern European weight lifters. Spunky Foonerism just DM'd me this; "tacos?" so I guess, um, tacos. Ronnie Hog (no confirmation yet) I'm pretty sure is going to kick me in the nuts. Sillylillyquee is going to do an illustrated history of my least liked posts. Rose_Cream is showing me her secret stash of patriotic paraphernalia. JoeMcGurl will continue to ignore me. Silvrwoman and me are having a snaps competition. mwn is gonna teach me how to dance. Anastasia Vigo says I am allowed to use her name only once more in a post (I think I just burned that.) Marshall Mellow said "Keep my fuckin' name out yer mouthpiece son". devscoots is gonna give me a scuba lesson (Chanson's dad is in on this one as well) Houston is going to teach me how to shotgun a beer and smoke a joint at the same time. Dairy Pillows is going to show me what her name means. (I think it has something to do with soft-serve ice cream.) Jakal is going to show me where (some of) the bodies are buried. Toro y Moist and I are going to reenact our favorite scene from True Stories. Mean Detective is buying me a set of 3 voice-work sessions. elizamuffins is going to take me to a KISS-themed bouncy castle. RanRan just tossed a wad of cash at me and told me, "get yourself something pretty." Kevin O'Brien is taking me on a walking tour of Browser County, Florida. (I guess they all think Al Gore won the election and is still President.) JeffreyParties is going to teach me about bridges. I got robotam a daypass and we're going to Six Flags Chicago. Chefski is going to read me excerpts from his latest collection of haiku. DannyBoyWizard is going to show me where his mom hides her menthols. SteveH is giving me a talk on how to balance work and family and forum(s). honlads is going to finally let me win at arm-wrestling. Norm is going to tell me to shut the fuck up. And bonetti me and you are just going to chill and light off some M80's at the quarry like usual right? But nothing special really.

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The problem is the internet is so lacking in places for people to express other peoples opinions half as well.

Now that's the kind of Bryant Gumball level analysis I can really appreciate.

really inspired. (by me thanks)

Triumphant return of Paul Rust!