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Posts posted by souprman
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I don't know who Kieran is
A really special guy, that's who.
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I'm not funny
Kieran no one wanted you to find out like this. I'm so sorry.
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Mike,
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Do you think Hayes is yummier than Sean, or is it a total om nom nom scrom nom nom yummy books situation?
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ps, please don't eat them.
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I hope we didn't hurt Mike Rodgers feelings by not knowing who he is.
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Good luck everyone.
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update> It's going really well.
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update2> Oh no...
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How is everyone besides Nawrmin doing?
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change your avy, weirdo
You've gone too far this time Namron!
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change your avy, weirdo
I mean how very dare you?
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change your avy, weirdo
The fuckin' nerve of you sir.
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HUGE TURD DUNKWEED FAN!
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You wanna know the Juice Goose? I'll lay it down real thick, put some feathers on it, and pluck it up your bums.
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Maybe it's just me, but I'm a person.
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-Comedy Bang Bang Guy
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Mike,
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What's your favorite Non-makeup Era KISS song, and why?
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PS Vinnie Vincent rulez, dudez!
oohh oohhh sorry JoeLamernini imma let Mike answer but I just wanted to say Heaven's On Fire is one of the greatest butt-rock songs of all time. Peace!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZjevnnkA20
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some of the best explicit pointing in music video history y'all.
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Mike,
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You still pissed about Dylan going electric?
WHAT?!?! WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?!!
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hey Mike,
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did you ever dream while growing up in Davie, Florida that you would ever currently reside in New York City after earning your bachelor degree in English from Florida Atlantic University?
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Hi Mike Lawrence!
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I don't know who you are. Are you Joey Lawrence and you just got confused? If not do you ever just say "Woah!" all funny for the heck of it?
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Okay Bye!
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My favorite part of this CBB was when no one mentioned being a lesbian-- "now this I like!"
someone alert Engineer Brett cuz this post is riff-worthy!
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My deepest sympathies to silvrwoman for being forced to listen to CBB.
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Ugh, Hayes and Sean are some of the hackiest comics around. Their routines are hot hehorned message comedy garbage that appeals to rando humor demographics.Every time they try to convey a message through one of their far fetched monologues on a VERY IMPORTANT ISSUE it induces pure cringe because, unlike a Tom Scharpling, they fucking bomb at nuance or doing justice to any of their issues. Their delivery is clumsy too/. Stop trying to make them a thing, Scott.
I wonder what my friend Jeff would say about this?
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mmmm yes, qand indeed...
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wait, Hollywood Handbook is a show?
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I thought it was just that awful forum.
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3rd post.
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:middle_finger>emoji
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shout out to all my fans.
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you keep me real!
Norm is just an app fyi.
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whatever yea you wish. your heart is full of piss. you probly will develop an irregular heartbeat from stress eating white chocolate and then die when you're 99 and your little weasel grandkids put 10K down in Vegas on you to make it to 100 and so instead they have to get real jobs like sound engineer and turn into upstanding citizens you veggie eating penis wrinkle. So take THAT to the bank and deposit it into savings cuz you have no friggin clue about surviving in a capitalist society.
oh man, sorry, this is real fine fighting on your part but I'm afraid I can't fight anymore. I have to focus on training to get beaten up by RanRan.
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wull I say MC Sewerpan you smell like straight garbage and manure man. What's that there a brain? Oh interesting cuz you must poop pastel playdough or be like look at my luxurious large intestines huh? Who do you even think you are, some valid vibrant human being with a right to be do free speech & such? Yea, thas wut i thot.
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1. that's my natural musk. ty for noticing.
2. yeah. it's made of playdoh.
3. that's between me and my proctologist pal*.
4. well, yes, I mean no, I wouldn't be so presumptuous, I'm just some guy I guess?
5. I think that too. This was a weird way to agree on things.
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edit>*yes, my proctologist and I are very close
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Episode 130 - Mike Lawrence, Our Close Friend
in Hollywood Handbook
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Actually Mr Lemonirini I did the same thing to CHICKNSANDWICH and they read 2 of that big titty punks questions including the one I "stepped in" and "said some stuff" about.
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So it must be you buddy.
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(I'm really into calling people "punks" lately. What do you punks think of that?)