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  6. Posted

    Spunky I'm glad you posted cuz it reminded me I took a pic just for you today. I passed this thing on a bike trail last week and stopped today to take a picture so you could tell me what the hell it is. Closer inspection led me to believe it's some sort of caterpillar nest, if that's a thing. Anyhow enjoy and enlighten if you would.

     

    CATERPILLAR_NEST.jpg

     

     

     

    ps- greggy i didn't complain that much... okay, i did. i am properly shamed.

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  7. Posted

    hey person, i don't really know what you want from us. it seems you're looking for either empathy, sympathy, or negative attention.

     

    if you want empathy, you got it. everyone who posts on here is or has been a weirdo, shut-in, or comedy nerd who no one understands or knows about the shit they're into. that is why we're all here.

     

    if you want sympathy, i would suggest that it's just pity with a nicer name. who needs that?

     

    if you want negative attention, i think you've filled that prescription. no one here has forgotten that you started out as TV's Fred Savage and said a lot of nasty shit.

     

    if you want to have a nice time here, post nice things, post things about the show, post pics of your doggy. don't demand we pay attention to you, and don't accuse us of persecuting you if we don't meet whatever standard you've decided to hold us to. it's not fair, it's not nice, it's not funny.

     

    also i am the most unstable one here so please get off my brand.

     

    peace and love, ringo.

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  21. Posted

    I would like to draft A 15-1 Regular Season Record please. it'll be hard not to make the postseason with that

    this really made me laugh because before I saw it I was going to draft Winning at Everything

     

    but the 2 take-away's from this post that are most funny are that mwn and me are both trying to rig the game in Week 2, and then the realization that this will probably continue for 13 more weeks. I don't think we could stop Charlie Murphy Brown if we wanted to.

     

    for the record I do not want to stop Charlie Murphy Brown.

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  22. Posted

    i'm hearing over the wire that a hole was discovered in big floppy inflatable guy at half-time. evidence suggests it was done just prior to the match as the teams were waiting in the tunnel. apparently a hole like this would give floppy guy more dynamic action on the field.

     

    charlie murphy brown can you comment on the situation?

     

     

    #floppygate

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  24. Posted

    Roy Scheider, the Marines, mini-lozenge & the Patriots over Knights of Columbus & the Power of David Bowie, 38-31

    -part1-

     

    THIS IS PURE UNADULTERATED HORSEHOCKEY!!

     

    how in the hell did SteveH (greatguy/bigfan) get those Marineses'? I thought they was greggy's(greatguy/bigfan)???!! and just fyi nothing can defeat the power of David Bowie dood, nuh-thin.. I'm going straight to the press, the commissioner and to my pastor, and whoever fixed this game of....somethingball(?)...will be in big trouble. Charlie Murphy Brown(greatguy/bigfan) are you Lucille Ball? cuz you got some 'splainin' to do.

     

    [the second part of this post will contain more ranting so if you didn't like the first part then stop reading now. unless you're interested in hearing my thoughts on this episode. yeah, of course you are.]

     

    -part2-

     

    JESUS FRAK ON A CHRISTMAS CRUTCH KEVIN WE'RE CALLED:

     

    HANDBOOK HEADS!

     

    did Besser teach you nothing about knowing the bits from the show you're interning for?

     

    I AM LIVID.

     

    [in part 3 I calm down and reflect on my tone previously in this post.]

     

    -part3-

     

    guys, i got a little hot there and i'm sorry if it made anyone uncomfortable. Kevin you know I love you I just want you to be as good as me and your mother know you can be. also you are no longer allowed to have Cody in the yard to play after dinner. he knows why. CharlieMurphyBrown I'm sorry if I implied your conduct was anything less than above board. you are this forum's True North, it's Rock, and it's Con Air. Bless you sir.

     

    okay that's all for now.

     

     

     

    ps this episode was as good as suicide squad - it didn't make a lot of sense and at the same time it was very confusing, but also filled with the threat of arousal and violence in equal measure. 5/5 used condoms.

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