Laundromatthew
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He who can, does; he who can knot better do his goddamn job because heβs backing up the assembly line at this rope factory.
By Laundromatthew, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Father, forgive them, for they not know 'what it do'.
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Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and gives him time to contemplate how weird the world 'early' is. Early? Early, early.
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If you can't beat em, they're not tied down properly.
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Couples that wash together, dry together. But they shouldn't forget to fold together...because who likes wrinkly clothes?
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