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Chandler Bing.com

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  1. What is the funniest tv shows, movies, podcasts you have seen lately? I am asking for a friends. He has a problem I think. The Eric Andre Seasons were side splitting, and SNL seasons 39 to 30 are being downloaded as we speak and so I will let you know if its worth it. any pro tips? If you watch the NCAA tournament on Ballstreams.com then each game is 15 minutes without commercials and referees butt close-ups. No spoilers please. also ballstreams has really good live chat rooms, and you can trade recipes and dog photos with everyone. so have a ball.
  2. I thought it was collage sports, and people would build mosaics and even people in the nosebleeds can see what is happening.
  3. This whole podcast game is pure Nepotism. Once Scott finds a baby then he can take vacations, and if an earpiece is put in the babies ears with Scott telling it what to say and then the whole town will look to see whose talking?
  4. Chandler Bing.com

    EPISODE 340 — LIVE from SXSW 2015 II

    B-B-B-B-B-BONER!
  5. is this the q-ute queueu?
  6. TITLE - FORKY PIG welcome to the TV SHOW and I am your host, the cardigan wearing mom of eveyrone's dreams Cardamom. our first guest is mr. confidence who has been successful in everything. cardamom - You've warmed our hearts with countless roles in every movie anyone has ever seen from "porridge wars" to the super bowl, and you've never not smiled once the whole time, and you do it all with a cocksure swagger imitated by babies when they first learn to walk. To say you are an icon for the ages would be a meager attempt at some close approximation to the love you pour out of your soul on a millisecond basis. with this much love to give and only 7 billion people to give it to, do you ever think about entertaining aliens??? Mr Confidence - yes, my penis is like ET's finger. (aliens arrive and a massive finger sword fight ensues, and Rodney Dangerfield yells "We're all gonna get laid"!!!)
  7. whoooooooooooooooooaw. american diaper is a scholar and a gentleman. we all know he is a super dad in the forums and if he is one tenth the father he is to us, then his son is truly blessed. #blessed I really miss hollywood handbook though, when is it coming home? PS: if you adopt twins then more chances to get them acting jobs because stunt doubles. Also, there is super fertility drugs which can get you a reality show. PPS: if anyone truly wants to get off the streets, then I found another hollywood site with some more upward mobility. http://comedywhirled.com/page/caption-whirled-03-18-2015. one person can WIN the forum.
  8. I hope this is a joke
  9. i missed you guys since the last time I posted
  10. looks more like bumble pie
  11. Letterman sounds like a new super hero but he is good with words and pleasantries
  12. when HH said, "How many periods are we expected to deal with?", then I was like, "hang up the homophone, I have a semicolon on the other line". did you see that? >>>>https://soundcloud.com/hollywoodhandbook/shelby-fero-again-our-close-friend/comment-224864912
  13. hahahahaha. 5 stars sound good, but if that was an actual gift you gave to someone, then they would not know where to put them and they would sit in their backyard and they would have to tell the story over and over which is how "Star Wars" started.
  14. hahaha, and its not much of a secret since they made a movie about it, but about 6.9 billion people haven't seen it and so we can talk about the movie when they are around and also most of them do not speak english. "The Kingsmen: secret service"
  15. kendrick is a national treasure, and he produces a great book of secrets.
  16. [media='']http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0e4vjjPYj1qedb29o1_500.gif[/media] By the way, you should watch Pee Wee episodes again in the libary.
  17. i am chappie. beep bop boop.
  18. I could not agree more, and when Paul Scheer introduced them to music, and acting. I have never seen them dance like that before. Very "Save the Last Dance".
  19. Chandler Bing.com

    EPISODE 339 — LIVE from SXSW 2015

    To be fair, since we tend to focus on when one person does not like the show, then inversely, if someone like the show so much that they perform micro-blog improv standup on soundcloud, then in this case, we should celebrate their love wildly, no?
  20. A great man once said, "if the bottle is half empty, then the glass is full, and wheneth thy glass is half empty, my tiny tiny adorable tea cup is then half full". Your post style is genius, bro.
  21. hells yeah. we can control the republican'ts and make them do dares.
  22. I tried to go to www.hollywoodhangout.ninja There are lots of new top level domains now and so .ninja is possible. EDIT: This is a good bible, by the way. Hmmm, good bibles, well that is a novel idea. (high five)
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