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Failure Unlocked (As a country, elect a reality star to the highest office)
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Benicio Del Bore-O's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm trying to type up a "If Trump wins..." joke but it's hard when you're laying on the ground motionless, wishing aliens would destroy the earth.
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I'm trying to type up a "If Trump wins..." joke but it's hard when you're exploding with what the Germans call Nation-Shame-Diarrhea
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Failure Unlocked (As a country, elect a reality star to the highest office)
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Benicio Del Bore-O's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I'm temporarily un-retiring so that I can point out the date on the original post in this thread, and in my other thread here: http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/31161-and-then-in-2016-brother-fought-sister-in-what-was-known-as-the-ghostbusters-civil-war/page__p__196800?do=findComment&comment=196800 -
I'm retiring from the catchphrase game. Thanks and good luck.
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I'm retiring from the catchphrase game. Thanks and good luck.
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I'm just not having fun submitting anymore. It's not just that none of my phrases have been picked, especially when so many of you submit quality material. It's this: I'm tired of Scott picking anti-comedy schlock about a 25-30% of the time, whether it's an uninteresting (rhyming) babble, or a (deliberately?) bad and threadbare pun like "I'm really anal about my work, but then I am a proctologist." I'm not losing to 90's tv writing, whether it's ironic or not. The thing about anti-comedy is that it's all fancy footwork and pure taste. It can be really obnoxious hipster shit when it's bad. Or maybe I'm just not funny and that shit is. Either way, thanks to a few of you for the likes and the PMs. I'm a-headin' off down the road. Del Bore-O -
There is a beauty in the way a frog catches a fly, if you look close enough. I mean just look at those froggy titties, hubba hubba
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Pure Guava's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I think you read this one when you were half-awake? http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/30126-as-a-zoologist-im-sure-that-frogs-dont-feed-their-tadpoles-let-alone-nurse-them-but-also-thats-one-heck-of-a-bra-on-that-frog-%C2%A1ay-chihuahua/page__fromsearch__1 -
Episode 407 - Shut the Fuck Door!
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
"Actually," he said, donning his foodie neckbeard, "Northeastern Italy serves Cevapcici, so Margita Chelco probably was referring to this at one point." Then he immediately regretted wasting everyone's time with this useless fact, hit 'Post' anyway, and closed the tab. -
What do lawyers wear to court?
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Dale Cooper Black's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Alright! Thanks to Dale Cooper-Black for that catchessay.- 1 reply
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This is your host scott auckerman and my first time getting anal was much like my first car. It wasnt exactly what i was expecting but brett gelmans p
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to GeoffGroth's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Add two words at the end: "Viva Trump!" and you've got something. -
The Friend Zone is for immediate loading and unloading of expectations of this relationship developing into a mutually consensually sexual one only.
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You know what would be super-cool? Collectable celebrity fart jars, and the jars all wear different outfits.
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Should I go with Catchphrase Leper, or does Catchphrase Pariah make more sense? -
You know what would be super-cool? Collectable celebrity fart jars, and the jars all wear different outfits.
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You know what would be super-cool? Collectable celebrity fart jars, and the jars all wear different outfits. And you can customize them to express yourself.- 1 reply
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Ironically, the one person who never did find Waldo was himself
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Dale Cooper Black's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
paging Mr. Aukerman -
It's not that kind of show.