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Everything posted by Benicio Del Bore-O
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Listen specifically to what she actually says and how she says it. Don't just try to remember, give it another listen. Then tell me if you want to defend her opinion, attitude and values as beyond critique. Go ahead and critique my opinion, attitude and values on this, but give a few reasons, because she didn't say this off the cuff, she meant it. Is this really a matter of merely "different tastes"? Is media just ice cream flavors, or does what you spend your time watching and what you value affect you as a person? Is valuing a steady indulgence in trash/reality tv, all while cultivating a self-important disdain for media that's at least trying to go deeper (Steve Jobs was her example) because it's never good enough for you, something that a narcissistic philistine would value? She makes media for chrissakes. Guilty pleasures are fun, yes, but her entire diet is junk food. Is this narcissism? Does she watch only stupid stuff so she can feel smarter than it? Does she dismiss stuff that aims higher as not up to her standard, so that she can imagine her standard as supreme? I'm not trying to thread-hijack here. But if you think I'm entirely wrong, be specific at least. And I'm criticizing a media professional's public opinion about media. Let's not react like I'm criticizing a random person for their guess at something outside of their specialization.
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I'm sorry, but Deanna Cheng from 1:04:54 - 1:05:25 Everything about that is awful. Her snotty voice and attitude, plus the ultimate point behind what she's saying: movies aren't good enough for her so she only watches trash tv- she's an asshole.
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I'm Scott Auckerman, I'm Paul F. Tompkins, and I'm Lauren Lapkus. Those stories and Andy Rooney tonight on Comedy Bang Bang.
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to CollinTylerWalkerBenyo's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Andy Daly, surely -
Here's a nice catchphrase-generation tool for a few of you:
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
http://watchout4snakes.com/wo4snakes/Random/RandomSentence http://watchout4snakes.com/wo4snakes/Random/RandomParagraph -
C-word generating, well it-s finally come to that
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to KrangkaDelic's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
You would willfully misinterpret my basic sarcasm on that random catchphrase generator, wouldn't you? It's good to know that your babbles are fully organic, though. Again, if you're going to comment on my posts indirectly, I'll comment back directly. A lot of people go for the 'lol random' catchphrases, some of them are funny, and they're very successful with Scott. That being the case, I'll tease people for going for what is clearly 'Strategy A' around here. They can take it. -
I'm in my ideal audience, in the front row. Everybody else in the audience is preferrably just not even there.
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Benicio Del Bore-O's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I'm in my ideal audience, in the front row. Everybody else in the audience is preferrably just not even there.
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Top that, Dale Blooper-Cack!! (actually, please don't, kthx)- 1 reply
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Is there anything sexier than an arrogant software engineer who smells like peanut butter?
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Dale Cooper Black's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
A pair of permanently-bored rap video background hos who smell like the warm food from a 7-11?? #yeahyouwererightsorryItried #andpost -
Here's a nice catchphrase-generation tool for a few of you:
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Benicio Del Bore-O's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Use the bottom one and you can generate usefully-random content with two input words (Heynong, reset): The recipe sneaks. The ballot rots Heynong above the chord. Heynong tastes any average. How does reset cheat the gasp? His career wears the content fantasy next to a writer. Heynong overcomes. -
They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the tush, but I'm not taking anal double-penetration for one measly parakeet.
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Dead_Armadillos's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Well, this has about as much chance as any of my catchphrases. -
Life Hack: pour maple syrup on your forearms and face and shirt and phone in order to save time trying to avoid this.
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
the ineluctable spread of sweet sap -
Let's get literal, literal!
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What did one popsicle-stick joke say to the other? There's nothing funny about grape.
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
They find it "kind of hacky". -
Just because I'm kissing your mouth does NOT mean you have consent to kiss me back.
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If dubstep be the food of love, no thanks.
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Give me no whomp of it; that dieting, The trappetite may sicken, and so die. -
Episode 401 - LOVE Is Thicker Than Water
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
I'm 3 episodes in and Love is really good overall. It's feel-good, feel-bad, middlebrow character comedy. The occasional scene or bit could be a lot better, but it's worth checking out a few episodes to see if you like it. I probably don't have to tell this board that you don't have to think the characters are perfect human beings in order to enjoy the show. Bonus Claudia O'Doherty & Brett Gelman (with a little Seth Morris here and there) -
Anything that is a showtune is a showtune first. Guilt is never to be doubted.
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I think they're all on the same 'nother level. Also you forgot Lapkis, who has great chemistry with Scott. But my personal pick would be Zouks, because he's from the "No, but..." school of improv, and generates the most 'conflict' with Scott. This leads to another fan geek-out question: whose jokes are most like your own sense of humor?
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ROALD Dahl? Of the New York Dahls?
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Bernard_Shakey's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Dear millenials, please enjoy these references.- 1 reply
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Remember when I said forget that thing about remembering the thing that I said earlier, it was about forgetting, remember? Just forget it, OK?
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Pure Guava's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dear Scott and Benny, I'm listening to your show right now. Regarding jokes like Alexander Poopilton, etc, do you know that I know that you know that you're idiots and that you don't care that that I know? I can't tell anymore. Sincerely, Benicio Del Poop-O p.s. I didn't get all the George Santayana and Bertrand Russell references p.p.s thank you for not talking about your own dicks p.p.p.s last one
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Episode 47 - Pediatrician's Office
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to JulyDiaz's topic in SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Not everything is a t-shirt. More importantly, Varney's laugh is like chocolate peanut butter pretzels. -
Episode 401 - LOVE Is Thicker Than Water
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
edit: Huxtable Q Whimworm beat me to it