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Everything posted by Benicio Del Bore-O
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...aaaaand here's your word salad. Would you like some random numbers with that?
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
"LOL", he said sarcastically. -
How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable seem to me all the popcorn and soda at this 24 hour, 95% off concessions stand.
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable seem to me all the popcorn and soda at this 24-hour, 95% off concessions stand. -
Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy-laden, and I will give you non-sequitors.
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy-laden, and I will give you non-sequitors. -
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0294423/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
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Fateful Findings (2013)
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to lizanddickfan1's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
HDTGM still hasn't done Neil Breen?!?!?!?!- 49 replies
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- the room
- low budget
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Sometimes you just have to poop your pants and hope for the best!
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to QUIET-COOLIO's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Wisdom of the ages -
Happiness is a Warm Plug
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to hangmanblues's topic in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions
It's REALLY working for my catchphrase submissions so far!! 0 for 50, and counting. -
Episode 44 - The One Beauty Parlor In A Small Town
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to JulyDiaz's topic in SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
I haven't heard the improv yet, but Goddamn if that wasn't one of the best monologues and interviews so far. -
Happiness is a Warm Plug
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to hangmanblues's topic in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions
Or you could just be awesome, and defy Scott and the Codys to pick it. -
Bezoars: a few of my favorite things
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
look it up, Scotty, look it up -
Previously on Comedy Bang Bang.... (and then just various upsetting noises for a full minute)
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Hey, CHECK IT OUT!! (and then in parentheses, it says "show audience picture of me coming at them with a whip cream pie").
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Clearly not thought out. NO thanks to Benicio Del Bore-O for that catchphrase. -
Episode 396 - The Intern Challenge
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to JulyDiaz's topic in Comedy Bang Bang
Surely you mean Talkin°°tang. -
Episode 43 - Pediatrician Waiting Room
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to JulyDiaz's topic in SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
I found Spielberg to be the most upsetting part. I also had a huge problem with ET as a kid. I hated it. I was 10. I couldn't stand the idea of that head on that neck, I thought the story was hokey, and once my dad explained to me about the Reese's Pieces product placement, I was done. -
Greenland's ice is melting. Thank the goddamn Lord, cause now we can plant that fucker with corn.
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to Colfax McLiverneck's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Points for cornmitment. -
good grief
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I think that she might have good reason to be insecure about that..... But, take this as you will, this episode is the most I've ever liked her. There's an art to babbling for 90 minutes, and I think it might be harder for the guests who aren't in character. She's good at it. Credit where credit is due.
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Say "puppy nibbles" ten times fast......... It's a real tonguetitty. I MEAN titty-twister......... I'll come in again.
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
footsteps door -
With friends like these, who needs any knees.
Benicio Del Bore-O replied to ThomasVijayMascarenhas's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
FTFY: with bends like these -
Pan-cakes? Why aren't they called griddlebatterpatties?? (read as Seinfeld)
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Note to Scott: Do not say "and then after that, in parentheses, it says 'read as Seinfeld', whoops". I know you. -
Now is the winter of our this-content made glorious summer by this sun of Dork.
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Act 1, scene 1 -
Now watch me whip, now watch me nae nae, now watch me parse, now watch me titrate, now watch me work, now watch me escrow
Benicio Del Bore-O posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
now watch me ache, watch me retire now watch me lounge, watch me expire