Benicio Del Bore-O

What, no Sylvia Plath?

There's a time for professionals to say jokes out loud, and I don't care when that is, as long as it is not during the traditional and revered theme to "Would You Rather?", one of the select few things that made The Podcast what it is today (tues.). The fact is that the kind of 'jokesters', and I use those italics and scare quotes sarcastically, who try to cause laughter, unsuccessfully or not, in others during the invocation of the ritual competition of WYR? are the same kind of people who would legalize infantophagy in the name of 'freedumb'. We've all heard their whining refrain: "But what if a baby signs a contract, of its own accord, to be eaten just for the lulz of it?". Classic comedian excuses, and I italicised none of the last two sentences (incl. this one) out of venomous sarcasm, when I could have easily hit command-i right before I typed a lot of those words and phrases. Believe me. Well, ask yourself this question: What's next, augmenting the Closing Up the Plug Bag hymn with every last little diverse point of view until it's no longer sacred?* We already have a place for that on The Podcast, and it's called 'Plugs' Theme Song.** I, for one, have had it with those who have had at it during it, and I'm up to here with all of this. If you're up to there with the same this as I, I say we let Big Joke hear from us. Let's let them know it's going to affect their bottom line, whether it's a punch or a one or a crack. Benicio Del Bore-O *italics for emphasis, but not sarcastic emphasis, just regular **undecided

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As short and as sweet as a glazed toddler As Short and as Sweet as Martin and Matthew, both of whom are real gems As short and as sweet as a petty irony of some sort- let's just use 'As short and as as sweet as divorce proceedings' as a placeholder for now, and maybe I can think of something actualy good later on, after I get through this living hell and figure out a fair joint custody arrangement that won't make me a goddamn stranger to my daughters As short and as sweet as my schlong....... which I can confirm is either both or neither, who wants to meet me in the alley?!? As short and as sweet as a gummi bear- WITHOUT claws, or teeth, or a gun, or anything that's going to ruin this catchphrase, like if it suddenly enlarged into a real bear and killed James Adomian before shrinking back down, and we all had to wrap our minds around that shit and try to go on with the show and it's one of the clear-flavored ones so nobody wanted it As short and as sweet as wheat in a shart As short and as sweet as my time as a volunteer writer for a podcast

It would also be amazing because he's perfectly funny, and he'd be perfectly out of place on CBB. He should do it as a challenge to himself.

Wink with one, blink with bloth.