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World’s fair? Now that’s an oxymoron!

Sponsored by Leaseda mattresses the company that takes your bed out of your house!

Thanks for listening to the all catchphrase show this week's listener podcast submission comes from Scott Aukerman, yeesh what a stupid name. Thanks anyway idiot

Ryan Gaul, Lauren Lapkus, Shaun Diston "Genie Awareness" 4 episode of the year!

Ya'll know bitcoin is just brand name gold?

That extra 40 points of volume on your tv that you never have any reason to use, I mean, what's up with that?

I'm pierced septum to rectum

Is being a psychologist cool? Asking for a Freud

No matter what you build, ghosts will come and play baseball

Spooky

This one again

Heavens to Betsy! Come in Betsy! Do you read me?!

https://genographic.nationalgeographic.com/neanderthal/ To end Neanderthal debate

You can only coin words and money. Turns out our money has been where our mouth was this whole time!

You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed you're probably writing catchphrases everyday, all the time

The Good China? If you ask me there is no good China!

Solar Eclipse Review: 0 stars!

If you want to keep the solar eclipse fun going, you also won't be able to see the sun tonight!

Those legs go all the way up, and so do these eyebrows. And I'm as surprised about that as you are.

A guy walks into a suspender store and says to the clerk, "Good sir, could you put together an assorted box of your best horizontal half-belts?" The clerk who had been standing on the store counter fitting a rope to the ceiling fan directly overhead, burst out, "SON! Can't you see there's more falling down around here besides your jeans? Can't you see this country is sinking like a toddler into a beanbag chair? The damage has been done. The gears have been set in motion, and its momentum is irreversible!" The man chews on the idea that the world may not be the best possible version of what it could be for the first time, like it was a piece of double mint gum. The clerk sternly looks into the distance for miles until his eyes can't see finer details and his mind's eye is left to imagine what comes next, "I don't know when the world went and got itself in such a damn hurry…" Le Fin

I've heard of cliffhangers, but suspenders? Now those pop!

Those legs go all the way up, and these suspenders go all the way out

I picked up Osmosis Jones by Osmosis and Oz-mostly disappointed

I'm the opposite of ambidextrous, I'm right handed

More like Steven Seagull! That guy is a bird with webbed feet that eats small fish!