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    fat rich scared folk live in elongated communities

    BonjaminJehnson replied to KrangkaDelic's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    That's weird my balloon just deflated
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    ET no home phone
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    I became lucid in a dream, but I got bored, so I went to bed
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    Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show that's one hundred percent catchphrases!
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    Welcome to whose line is it anyway?! The show where everything is made up and the only points that matter are the ones that got my drivers license revoked!
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    We're all snowflakes. We're all 1 of a kind. Human kind. And there's 7 billion snowflakes just like you! So just remember you're no different than anyone else!
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    No oboe
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    Or so he says..
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    Smdh
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    We got out the video of mom having me in the delivery room. Talk about the ultimate unboxing
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    This factoid seems to be steeped in myth and conjecture, apply at water cooler conversation with caution.
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    Suck me, fuck me, kiss me, cuck me. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    BonjaminJehnson replied to Zantor the magician's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Welcome to Comedy Gang Bang!
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    Literally
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    I'm a fraud.
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    Makes Shakespeare look like he was hitting a notebook with a bone
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    Hopelessly derivative
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    Namaste? More like Nah-Ima-Stay at home

    BonjaminJehnson replied to BonjaminJehnson's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    And if I had a say in how I was remembered through all of this, it would be that I was a guy that did not know how to delete his posts
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    I'd like to dedicate this submission to the next season of America's got talent #SimonSays
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    Namaste? More like Nah-Ima-Stay at home

    BonjaminJehnson replied to BonjaminJehnson's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    I, in response, have decided to retire from catch phrasing and pursue a career in professional baseball via professional basketball. I wish you all the best of luck with your skits
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    Namaste? More like Nah-Ima-Stay at home

    BonjaminJehnson replied to BonjaminJehnson's topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions

    Posting this as a status on Facebook has brought to light that apparently this is almost identical to a slogan on, what one would assume, is among the best selling T-shirts of all time in the lexicon next to iconic slogans like "Who farted with stupid"
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    Well?
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    Holy macaroni your pepperoni is bologna Tony
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    (Reprieve)
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    Someone should just tell us to stop. Scott's never gonna call
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    In this corner wearing the green trunks, the synchronized swimming team from Iceland are all setting their watches together.
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