BonjaminJehnson
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Heavens to Betsy! Come in Betsy! Do you read me?!
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I don't have a horse in this race, or skin in this game but I have a horse named Skin and All My Money's on him!
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I don't have a horse in this race, or skin in this game but I have a horse named Skin and All My Money's on him! -
This is the catchphrase we say at the top of the show every week. It kicks off the show and afterwards one would only need the host to introduce the show, and himself before we're off and rolling for yet another week.
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In the immortal words of Steven Spielberg, "I'm gonna make a movie about a big ol' shark, and don't any of you sons of bitches try to stop me."
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We're gonna need a bigger camera.. -
Fantastic.
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Don't tread on me! Tread the boards! Support local theater!
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In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are better than sexually based defenses. Miles away from New York City in Los Angeles, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies remain oblivious to the elite squad known as the Special Comedy Bang Unit. Theeese are their stories?!
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Life gave me lemons, but I bought cereal. Why is this cereal box full of lemons?
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Nobody asked me, but if I had to pick one race as being superior to all others, I'd pick marathons. Welcome to Comedy Death Bong, I'm Not A-weatherman.
