BonjaminJehnson
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Those legs go all the way up and these suspenders go all the way out
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We're all snowflakes. We're all 1 of a kind. Human kind. And there's 7 billion snowflakes just like you! So just remember you're no different than any
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I'm the opposite of ambidextrous, I'm right handed
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I picked up Osmosis Jones by Osmosis and Oz-mostly disappointed
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What does Duke Ellington have in common with beef Wellington? Both got those tasty licks
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That extra 40 points of volume on your tv that you never have any reason to use, I mean, what's up with that?
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The Good China? If you ask me there is no good China!
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Don't tread on me! Tread the boards! Support local theater!
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I like my index finger most cause it tells me where all my other fingers are
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I want a Meryl in the Streeps and a geek in the cleates
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Every woman wants a man in the streets and two cheeks in the pleats
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Man, I didn't know Britain leaving the EU was gonna be this big of a change!
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If you want to keep the solar eclipse fun going, you also won't be able to see the sun tonight!
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Everytime God closes a door, he opens windows and surfs pornhub
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Welcome to whose line is it anyway?! The show where everything is made up and the only points that matter are the ones that got my drivers license
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This is not a pipe. That's not a knife. This is a catchphrase. These are their stories.
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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What does the KKK wear after Labor Day? Who fuckin cares? they all just wanna get Negged and Pegged
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you're gonna imagine the audience is naked, why not go a step further and just pretend they like you?!
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Steve Bannon looks like he was coughed out during labor and his first word was divorce
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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