BonjaminJehnson
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You can lead a horse to water but you can only watch em sink
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A bottle of red. A bottle of white. I finally found an enabler. Marry me. Or atleast drive me home. I can't stand. I have two first names.
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but with our new fish rewards program, you'll get a second fish every tenth day
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Man, I didn't know Britain leaving the EU was gonna be this big of a change!
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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With Friends like these, who needs enemies? I have 10 seasons on DVD box set, I don't need anybody!
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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What came first chicken or the road? More importantly, does it really fit to end our movie about dancing like this?
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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The early bird gets the worm but recognizes its no longer relevant to dance like that
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Why did the chicken cross The Road? Cause Cormac McCarthy is for the birds
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Chuck Berry is up there somewhere looking down on us, and we just wish he'd stop
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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We gather today to remember Buck Cherry. Buck you certainly were a crazy bitch
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I became lucid in a dream, but I got bored, so I went to bed
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show that's one hundred percent catchphrases!
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Welcome to whose line is it anyway?! The show where everything is made up and the only points that matter are the ones that got my drivers license
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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We're all snowflakes. We're all 1 of a kind. Human kind. And there's 7 billion snowflakes just like you! So just remember you're no different than any
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
- Nonsense for morons
- Weather Satire
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I offered Oliver opportunities at the Opera to operate the oboe
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Life gave me lemons but I bought cereal. Now I'm hooked on Smacks
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We got out the video of mom having me in the delivery room. Talk about the ultimate unboxing!
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Dolphins are the only other species to have sex for pleasure, the rest of the animal kingdom is all business
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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I don't know who this Willy Nilly guy is but he is all over the place
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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If you're gonna imagine the audience is naked, why not go a step further and just pretend they like you?!
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Steve Bannon looks like he was coughed out during labor and his first word was divorce
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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Steve Bannon looks like he's made a hooter's staff call an ambulance more than once
By BonjaminJehnson, in New Catchphrase Suggestions
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