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BonjaminJehnson
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Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, but he refuses to admit he has obsessive-compulsive disorder
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Steve Bannon looks like he's made a hooter's staff call an ambulance more than once
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Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show that's one hundred percent catchphrases!
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We gather today to remember Buck Cherry. Buck you certainly were a crazy bitch
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You can always tell when a poor person is opening champagne...
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- Affluence
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This is the hit podcast, gone godcast class, smooth as Pendergrass, leaving the been trod half-ass Ira Glass fraudcast, hot trash in dead last to the
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Some say it's a sign of the times but I just call it a clock
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Pop rocks aren't just a candy it's also how I feel about my dad
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I don't have a horse in this race, or skin in this game but I have a horse named Skin and All My Money's on him!
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Just remember: any website can be a dating website if you try
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More like Doctor Range! Every movie is a superhero movie when your power is acting!
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Why did the chicken cross The Road? Cause Cormac McCarthy is for the birds
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but with our new fish rewards program, you'll get a second fish every tenth day
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I don't know how we're going to get all the bumps off these geese, but thinking about it is giving me chills
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Elvis really let himself go, more like 3,000 miles of waistband
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With Friends like these, who needs enemies? I have 10 seasons on DVD box set, I don't need anybody!
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A bottle of red. A bottle of white. I finally found an enabler. Marry me. Or atleast drive me home. I can't stand. I have two first names.
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Heaven's to Betsy! Come in Agent Betsy! Do you read me?!
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- Cliffhanger
- Headbanger
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