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We got out the video of mom having me in the delivery room. Talk about the ultimate unboxing!

By BonjaminJehnson, March 14, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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Millennials jeans are so tight that they cant even salute the flag.

By BonjaminJehnson, July 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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I offered Oliver opportunities at the Opera to operate the oboe

By BonjaminJehnson, March 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Life gave me lemons but I bought cereal. Now I'm hooked on Smacks

By BonjaminJehnson, March 14, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

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I became lucid in a dream, but I got bored, so I went to bed

By BonjaminJehnson, March 19, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

• Leasa Mattresses

Dolphins are the only other species to have sex for pleasure, the rest of the animal kingdom is all business

By BonjaminJehnson, March 13, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You can lead a horse to water but you can only watch em sink

By BonjaminJehnson, March 29, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

My nimble nubile nephew never noticed Nick Nolte

By BonjaminJehnson, March 15, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

In this corner wearing the green trunks, the synchronized swimming team from Iceland are all setting their watches together.

By BonjaminJehnson, December 30, 2016 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Chuck Berry is up there somewhere looking down on us, and we just wish he'd stop

By BonjaminJehnson, March 24, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The Earth is so flat, a pancake once looked upon it and mistook it for a second pancake, now that's what I call a breakfast slam

By BonjaminJehnson, June 7, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This makes Shakespeare look like he was hitting a notebook with a bone

By BonjaminJehnson, July 11, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I don't know who this Willy Nilly guy is but he is all over the place

By BonjaminJehnson, March 13, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The early bird gets the worm but recognizes its no longer relevant to dance like that

By BonjaminJehnson, March 26, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

What came first chicken or the road? More importantly, does it really fit to end our movie about dancing like this?

By BonjaminJehnson, March 26, 2017 in New Catchphrase Suggestions