BonjaminJehnson
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We got out the video of mom having me in the delivery room. Talk about the ultimate unboxing!
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Millennials jeans are so tight that they cant even salute the flag.
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I offered Oliver opportunities at the Opera to operate the oboe
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Life gave me lemons but I bought cereal. Now I'm hooked on Smacks
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I became lucid in a dream, but I got bored, so I went to bed
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Dolphins are the only other species to have sex for pleasure, the rest of the animal kingdom is all business
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You can lead a horse to water but you can only watch em sink
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In this corner wearing the green trunks, the synchronized swimming team from Iceland are all setting their watches together.
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Chuck Berry is up there somewhere looking down on us, and we just wish he'd stop
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The Earth is so flat, a pancake once looked upon it and mistook it for a second pancake, now that's what I call a breakfast slam
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This makes Shakespeare look like he was hitting a notebook with a bone
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I don't know who this Willy Nilly guy is but he is all over the place
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The early bird gets the worm but recognizes its no longer relevant to dance like that
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What came first chicken or the road? More importantly, does it really fit to end our movie about dancing like this?
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