BonjaminJehnson
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Man, I didn't know Britain leaving the EU was gonna be this big of a change!
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A bottle of red. A bottle of white. I finally found an enabler. Marry me. Or atleast drive me home. I can't stand. I have two first names.
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A guy walks into a suspender store and says to the clerk, "Good sir, could you put together an assorted box of your best horizontal half belts?...
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All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again. So all the kings men made the horses into glue, and rode on Humpty's ba
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Chuck Berry is up there somewhere looking down on us, and we just wish he'd stop
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Dolphins are the only other species to have sex for pleasure, the rest of the animal kingdom is all business
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Don't tread on me! Tread the boards! Support local theater!
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Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this film in no way endorses a belief in our host.
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Durrrrr, I'm Betty Crockerman and I just learned to use the MikeRowePhone! Welcome to Sodomy Chain Gang! Durrrrrr!
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Elvis really let himself go, more like 3,000 miles of waistband
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Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, but he refuses to admit he has obsessive-compulsive disorder
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Every woman wants a man in the streets and two cheeks in the pleats
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Everytime God closes a door, he opens windows and surfs pornhub
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Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day, but with our new fish rewards program, you'll get a second fish every tenth day
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Heaven's to Betsy! Come in Agent Betsy! Do you read me?!
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Heavens to Betsy! Come in Betsy! Do you read me?!
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I became lucid in a dream, but I got bored, so I went to bed
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