ashtrayhead

Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll eat more fish for more days... probably.

If wishes were horses then beggars would ride, and if I had 20 dollars I'd buy a subscription to a high end pornography site.

No one ever said that life was easy... or that Tyler Perry made a good movie.

I often questioned the existence of Santa as a teenager, but when I saw him drive off in a Hyundai, I knew I was just being paranoid.