You say "tomato," I say "tomato," we both say "tomato."

[You say "tomato," I say "tomato," we both say "tomato."]

You say "tomato," I say "tomato," we both say "tomato."

[Hickory Dickery Dock is my favorite place to smoke brisket and look at men's genitals.]

Hickory Dickery Dock is my favorite place to smoke brisket and look at men's genitals.

[It's raining, it's pouring, it's flooding, no one's helping, George Bush doesn't care about black people.]

It's raining, it's pouring, it's flooding, no one's helping, George Bush doesn't care about black people.

[You miss 100% of the shots you don't make]

You miss 100% of the shots you don't make

[She's got legs and she knows how to use 'em - what does she want a friggin medal?!]

She's got legs and she knows how to use 'em - what does she want a friggin medal?!

[This shit is bananas, T-H-I-S space S-H-I-T space I-S space B-A-N-A-N-A-S]

This shit is bananas, T-H-I-S space S-H-I-T space I-S space B-A-N-A-N-A-S

[Those who can't do, don't.]

Those who can't do, don't.

[Webster's a reference book that contains words listed in alphabetical order and that gives information about the words' meanings, forms....]

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[I came here to kick ass and take names and I'm all out of gum.]

I came here to kick ass and take names and I'm all out of gum.

[Why I gotta take a Hospitality class? I ain't no hospital.]

Why I gotta take a Hospitality class? I ain't no hospital.