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You say "tomato," I say "tomato," we both say "tomato."

Hickory Dickery Dock is my favorite place to smoke brisket and look at men's genitals.

It's raining, it's pouring, it's flooding, no one's helping, George Bush doesn't care about black people.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't make

She's got legs and she knows how to use 'em - what does she want a friggin medal?!

This shit is bananas, T-H-I-S space S-H-I-T space I-S space B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Those who can't do, don't.

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I came here to kick ass and take names and I'm all out of gum.

Why I gotta take a Hospitality class? I ain't no hospital.