Scooter McGnarly

Bozos, I loved your joke. Have a great Independance Day Eve everybody.

I want Mike Hanford to go on HH. He's my tavorite birthday boy.

Great episode. I like the brand that rocks the cable. I cracked up when Sean changed his name. The funniest moment in my opinion was when they talked about Pope Attitude's glowing mangled member. Brett's guitar tone was tasty and so were his licks. Hey, Brett what guitar and amp did you use on this show? I'm just curious.

Good job on I4H souprman. I liked when you shut down Kate and told her, "Well that's not what we're talking about, so..." Or something like that. I was proud to kinda know you, you cracked me up when you talked about Andy Daly. I liked your options. Love, Scooter Edit: while I probably do like your options, I mean opinions.

I bet president Obama would make a sweet basket ball video with Hayes and Sean if it was a viral video. Imagine a 3 on 3 game when S&H and Barry Obama play on a team against Kim Jong Un, the ghost of Osama Bin Laden, and Andrew Ti. They play for the fate of America. Lots of quick cuts of Obama dunking on evil guys. Sean doing a hooky shot, and Hayes draining 3 pointers because he's got that long game on lock. At the end the good guys share a ciggy and high five. Oh, and by the way Jimmy Fallon is playing the ghost of Bin Laden and he's constantly breaking character. Feel free to use this scenario guys.

ADC if it doesn't work out can I has your sloppy seconds? Andrew, I thought you did really great. I'm pretty jealous of you. If you lock eyes with Chanson for more than 13 seconds he steals a percentage of your soul. I don't own a pet, but I own a carnivorous plant. I'll post a picture of it to follow the crowd soon. Edit: I have a toothache and I'm in pain.

Do you think if I ship S&H my Motorola Razr they'll put the wolf cool app on it? Or is my tech out of date?

I giggled uncontrollably when Hayes revealed that Sean's dad is Neil's stepdad. My body acted "interesting" when they were describing those porky pig drawings. Oh Daddy!!!!

Owning a finger bike is as cool as owning a Zune.

One time I threw a traffic cone at a moving train. Does this make me scary and/or tough enough for the Gargoyle Boyz? My dong isn't super long, but I have a few spam emails I've been hanging on to that will solve this issue if it needs be.

Single white males? What are we, earwolf engineers?

I keep trying to figure out what all this falling out chatter is about. Is it in reference to the boy's relationship with the new engineer? Edit: I am intrigued by this New Vegas place though, but can't find it in map quest anywhere :(/>

Wow guys. It feels great to win the pro version. I'm so into skateboarding and being punk rock while staying smart and funny. I'm renting out an Applebee's to show the skate video soon so please RSVP if you want to come watch it.

Hey Joe McGurl. Have a happy birthday. I referenced a Jimi Hendrix song just now because I thought it would be cool. It's probably not. Regardless, I hope you're knee deep in party juice (alcoholic or otherwise) all night. On this the night of your birthday.

Did you see my limerick about Andy and the show?

Did anyone else notice Hayes pronounced a word wrong in the catchphrase when introducing Ross? He said something like "linebiked" instead of linebacked. This show has really gone down hill.

There once was an intern named Andy, His shirt choice was less than dandy, He talked to Ross, Hayes and Sean were cross, Interviews make him feel randy.

Tim Treese's genre of music is boner jams.

I have a band called Scott Ferrin and the Smooth Operators. I'm the songer and singwriter. You can listen and download my EP at scottferrin.bandcamp.com for free!

I'd like to think I'm a big supporter of Andy, but his interview style keeps escalating in such bad way. Goodness gracious!!

I'm on #teamUCB. If I knew who was talking all that shit on UCB I'd totally give their podcast a bad review on iTunes.

Yeah, Diabetes-Dude is Wilford Brimleys evil alter ego.

Diabetes dude.

I heard you were a sushi monster like a week ago. They talk about you all the time on the sushi buffet forum.

I really enjoyed the new Rotten Tomatoes P-Cast on Wolf Cool. Based on their review I saw Mad Max. Oh boy! What a feelm. I really think Sean and Hayes did a great job on the top ten list. I wouldn't be against it becoming a regular segment.