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    Episode 155 - Airborne: LIVE!

    Puck was dropped, Augie looked like he was blowing kisses to the crowd. Always square to the puck!
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    Episode 155 - Airborne: LIVE!

    If my hockey bin isn't in storage I'll look through it this weekend. I'm pretty sure I have that copy of the Hockey News.
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    Episode 155 - Airborne: LIVE!

    or that if you'd zoom out to the entire piece of art it would be extremely anti-semetic.
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    Episode 155 - Airborne: LIVE!

    Kumail's joy at this will get me through this weekend.
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    Episode 155 - Airborne: LIVE!

    I like Snake, so I don't want to do this, but he is lying. He plays hockey and does daredevil rollerblade races. He CLEARLY has hobbies. Oh, Snake.
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    Episode 154.5 - Minisode 154.5

    I've played hockey most of my life. Now, I'm not going to get into any crazy minutiae about equipment or technique, but I will say that the game they are playing on the rink has to be a informal pick-up game. There are no refs that I could see. There are no uniforms. Also, whoever made-up some of the jerseys seems to have gotten hockey and football confused because never in my life have I seen a team with numbers on the front that take up the entire area. with that said, if its informal why did they NEED 5 skaters? It would have been just as easy to go 4-on-4 and give the other team an extra sub. In hockey there are line-changes (substitutions) throughout the game. Anybody playing an entire game would be absolutely exhausted by the middle of the second period if they were playing with the intensity that is implied. Also, these are the most impoverished "Preps" I've ever seen. Red Bull and vodka is pretty damn popular. Also, I remember being in Germany and trying Mixery. Beer and soda. It was god awful yet popular. Especially since Wiley seemed to be the kind of kid that craved bullshit HS gossip.
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    Episode 154.5 - Minisode 154.5

    I came here to see where the best place to watch Airborne was, but got caught up in all the other hullabaloo. I'm on...7-8 espressos a day and sometimes a 5Hour Energy. I mean, it's that or develop healthy sleeping patterns. I'm no chump. Guess I should ask my dr about this.
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    Episode 129 - The Apple: LIVE!

    I just want to mention something slightly sad in regards to the comments about Kesha. From wikipedia concerning her relationship with her manager and producer Dr Luke. So, Kesha might be a real-life Bibi with Dr. Luke as her Mr. Boogalow.
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    So what would it look like it Nicolas Cage WAS in every HDTGM movie? Well.....

    The Room one is incredible. I really wish this was done before they started working on The Disaster Artist.
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    Some June Streaming Options

    Just thought I'd put out a list for anybody looking for some films that make you ask How Did This Get Made?: (* = covered in HDTGM episode) Netflix Age of Dinosaurs *Bad Ass The Colony *Crank Cyborg Death Warrant G.I. Joe: Retaliation *In the Name of the King *Lake Placid Left Behind (CAGE ALERT!) Left Behind The Movie (Kirk Cameron's 2000 epic) *Leprechaun In the Hood Little Man *Mortal Kombat National Treasure (CAGE ALERT!) Rage (CAGE ALERT! Cage in Rage!) Seal Team 8 Tracers Transformers: Age of Extinction *Trespass (CAGE ALERT!) Welcome to the Jungle HBOGo Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle Agent Cody Banks Broken Arrow *Catwoman Class Act Cop & A Half *Deck The Halls Eragon *Fast & Furious 6 Inspector Gadget *Jingle All The Way Legend Of Hercules The Marine Poseidon Shout *Stop or My Mom Will Shoot The Truth About Charlie Two of A Kind Hulu (note - Hulu has a TON of Asylumish movies like "Atlantic Rim" and "10.0 Earthquake". I'm listing ones with reallly shitty Rotten Tomatoes scores) The Chaperone The Colony Fire on the Amazon *Road House Setup
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    Some June Streaming Options

    We are only days away from Streaming July June Options
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    EPISODE 112.5 — Minisode 112.5

    Yes, a hillybilly bear IIRC. I also remember a trailer-trash bird of some kind. There was one in Delaware that I used to go to when I visited my dad. Had two rooms, arcade up front, theater in the back.
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    EPISODE 112.5 — Minisode 112.5

    Jesus...When I listened to it I was thinking, "The deliveries couldn't be THAT bad, could they? This has to be fake"...No...No...This movie is apparently just that terrible. Must watch again.
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    EPISODE 112.5 — Minisode 112.5

    Am I the only one that was thinking Paul accidentally found a fake trailer and posted it? I saw this movie when it came out and not since. I knew the dialogue was terrible, but even the VO for it was atrociously amateurish. I don't ever recall hearing that VO-preview voice before and it threw me for a loop.
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    B*A*P*S (1997)

    Weird as I was just thinking about this yesterday and trying to find it online without paying for it. I remember it being on HBO and it being terrible. Not where on the spectrum it was. Enjoyably bad? Frustratingly bad? Terribly bad?
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    EPISODE 112 — Jupiter Ascending

    During the episode I thought this could have been amazing video game. Then I remembered The Matrix for XBOX.
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    EPISODE 112 — Jupiter Ascending

    I can buy that. But i agree with Cameron H. The "illegal alien" bit seems forced. And as referenced in the episode (got to listen to a few minutes) what happened to the families money? Was there more that happened forcing her mother into abject poverty that wasn't covered? Fair enough Obviously it's fantastical, but "royalty" is a man-made idea. Unless the Abraxas family is genetically superior to others or somehow marked genetically marked for the bees to recognize them. Otherwise anybody can proclaim themselves as a Sovereign and the bees recognize them? It was reaching. She seems fine to get a piece of the story and leave the rest of it hanging. I get that it moves the story, but her lack of urgency is aggravating.
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    EPISODE 112 — Jupiter Ascending

    Duplicated post - please delete
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    EPISODE 112 — Jupiter Ascending

    Duplicated Post - please delete
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    Poseidon (2006)

    He is fucking terrrrrrrrible. My hate for him kicked up a notch after (or during) Glory Road where he did his best McConaughey as a southern basketbawl coach. Apparently Maggie goes for the creepy predatory type because she was all about him from the get go. She might have been the best floatation device on the ship.
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    EPISODE 112 — Jupiter Ascending

    I dont know if they covered it because I just finished the film and will listen to the episode tomorrow. Here goes: I forget which episode they talked about taking Oscars away for bad performances. Eddie Redmayne....give it back! If the rest of this movie was on par with Citizen Kane it would still be unwatchable simply for his performance. Because of his wheezing my wife and I had to turn on the Closed Caption which then forced me to have to read this piece of shit in addition to watching it. If only they had a way for me to taste and smell it too I could get the full experience of what it would truly be like to live in the world that is this cinematic turd "Bees are programmed to recognize royalty"...Um, no. No, they're not. If Wills and Kate go on a picnic bees do not acknowledge their status and back off. And where would it end? Do bees obey Aretha Franklin as she is the Queen of Soul? I really want to know if Elvis was ever stung. Why did Jupiter have to pretend to be her friend Katherine, to sell her eggs? The wedding sounds similar to a Christian ceremony. Are we to believe that in all the time before and since that type of ceremony came into practice the original humans did not have their own rituals? What was the point of the hologram tattoo? Other than to introduce Terry Gilliam and have him say "my condolences" giving Jupiter doubt. This was one of my biggest gripes. Sean Bean's daughter sincerely refers to her as "Your Majesty". If any rational person went through what Jupiter went through they would be questioning everything! At no point does she stop and go "Hold the fuck up! Tell me what the fuck is going on! ALL OF IT!" But no, this royal dolt is fine with having her entire existence explained piece-meal. She absorbed their entire legal code or some other BS in a matter of hours, minutes maybe like she was Johnny Five. Did they not have their own history in one of those space-Kindles for her? This movie might have not angered me so much if this was set in the early 1900s at the latest. Any time before we had fucking satellites looking at and spacecraft actually near Jupiter. We would notice spaceships coming and going from the planet. Do the aliens wipe the memory of every NASA and ESA employee? All of the earth? To top it off, she goes back to washing toilets and fucking a half-man/half-dog...who now has wings. 10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x
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    Episode 83 — Winter's Tale

    If everybody is special then why is every child with cancer not saved by an orphaned European angel(?) riding their spirit animal? Fuck this movie.
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    Entourage The Movie

    I wish I had something to tell a room full of people that could make them as happy as they were in this scene.
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    Immortal Combat

    Holy Shit this looks amazing. The full movie came on right after the trailer. Guess I know what I'm watching tonight. Just a quick IMDB browse shows that the villain was previously on American Gladiators as "Malibu"...Yes! I was telling a neighbor about HDTGM and he pretty quickly brought up Rowdy Roddy Piper. I forget what his pick was, but I remember Body Slam from when I was really into wrestling as a kid. Even then I saw through my youthful fan-fog and realized it was a terrible terrible puddle of dog vomit.
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    Two of a Kind (1983)

    Currently available on HBOGo. First off...The first scene looks like the original cut of this film was damaged terribly and thus we only have a terrible quality cut to go with. That or their concept of heaven is not compatible with any attempt at color balance. Also, laziest angels ever. "There's a kid! There's a guy!" No due diligence. Think about this! God will END HUMANITY! You might want to do more research into your horse before placing the bet. Some other thoughts: What was the point of giving her giving him a fake number? The restaurant scene... Worse best friend tandem ever. The sexual chemistry between them is tangible. As in I can feel myself beginning to dry heave. How did she lose the part? She's been there for 8 whole months! No parts for an Australian? Shit, if there was only some way for a person to change their pronunciation and inflection and tone of their voice! Oliver Reed is a fucking marvel. I've never seen a movie where the soundtrack is the first thing listed in the credits.