DoctorFrog

Mark's sound drops were on point this week. Seems like he's reached that Reznor-esque level where he can just open his mouth and pipe out that sweet sweet rock.

Dear Scuzzman, Where did the pro version go and can you help me find it? Let's meet up at the La Brea Tar pits cuz I'm pretty sure I saw Sean throwing a sack in there a few months back. Please bring your snorkeling equipment and a spear gun, since I'm pretty sure there will be some Tar Monsters down there. Love, Dr. F

Hi Jeff. All of my friends think your puppets are well crafted. But can you speak on why your comedy stinks so bad?

Sweet oogly moogly, the pro version is back! (Also: excellent ep)

The most bizarre/fantastic episode of the most bizarre/fantastic podcast. "I don't finish inside, I always bust and I never pay for it." - Sean stole this from my tinder profile...

At the risk of irritating everyone, just wanted to post a couple more P2L ratios. Clem Dawg - 7.3 Hayzie Bone - 6.5 So congratulations to all forum members who have higher ratios and therefore are scientifically proven to be funnier than the hosts.

I did some freakingnomics with likes-to-posts ratios of all (?) forum members who posted in last weeks episode and came to some pretty interesting conclusions. As of ~11 pm on September 28, the list is as follows. RanRan - 10.0 Dairy Pillows - 10.0 Dixon - 9.3 Danny Boy Wizard - 8.9 Jakal - 8.3 A bear - 7.8 nohorseman - 7.2 Just Add Pepper - 7.2 Valerie Bryant - 6.9 Joe McGurl - 6.9 Houston - 6.6 Jan Jr esq - 6.1 devscoots - 6.0 Spunky Foonerism - 6.0 Andrew - 5.9 JeffreyParties - 5.6 CORPSEFUCKER SHITLORD - 5.6 Chefski - 5.5 chicknsandwich - 5.5 agata - 5.5 robotam - 5.4 mikebonetti - 5.2 greggy - 5.2 elizamuffins - 4.9 Michael Bay of Pigs - 4.9 ronnie hog - 4.9 mwn - 4.7 Anatasia Vigo - 4.6 SteveH - 4.1 touchy seeley - 4.0 DoctorFrog - 3.8 Chanson - 3.7 Norm - 3.6 skizelo - 3.5 Silvrwoman - 3.5 souprman - 3.1 Jack Johnson P.I. - 2.7 Jacob C - 2.6 o o o o o - 2.8 Bernard_Shakey - 2.3 Joe Lerini - 2.2 I was going to post my analysis as well but who cares. Probably boils down to be three things. Be a girl. Post less. Be funny cool smart nice.

Nicole Byer episode. That's my favorite, too.

Here is a funny, true, cool, probably unbelievable story. I was walking home from work a couple of nights ago. Of course, I was listening to HH. I happened to be listening to the first listener call-in episode. As I was lahfing and lahfing, some random girl crossed the street and seemed to stop in front of me. I think she may have said "hello" to me. But I was too busy listening to hilarious HH fans. I am super cool and have almost too many friends so I just kept on walking. I turned around a couple of times and when I could tell that she was walking in the same direction as me, I decided that I needed some exercise and should jog home. I didn't even think about some sort of possible relationship with a human and I haven't even thought about it endlessly since it happened. PS. as much as i love this place, it mostly causes me serious anxiety. I have calculated all of your post-to-likes ratio and am always upset when my posts fall below my target ratio. (I can only hope for 4 likes per post.)

Why are there so any September birthdays here? Mine was last week.

Here are my opinions on seasons. Spring - 6/10 - Temperature is good but too wet. Summer - 4/10 - Too hot. Not enough layers of clothing. Fall - 10/10 - Excellent overall. Cool but not cold. Winter - 8/10 - I like the cold and snow, but the grey slush you get in the city sucks.

My internet shit out and I lost a huge essay on my podcast tastes........... I realize no one gives a shit so I will just give brief gradings. CBB - 8/10 - usually great HDTGM - 6/10 - Meh. Too many live episodes. Too often boils down to yelling incoherently about movies that no one should watch. Cracked - 0/10 - just no I4H - 9/10 - Nostalgia may be blinding me but I think this is one of the best podcasts ever Nerd Poker - 3/10 - Was once ok. Is now worthless. NNF - Cannot rate this fairly. So many episodes. Haven't listened to enough. Prof Blastoff - 4/10 - I fucking loved this show for the first while. As a scientist, I HATE huntsberger. childhood naivety should not extend into adulthood! Spont - 5/10 - don't know why. Can't get into this. Who Charted - 5/10 - I typed a VERY long thing on this podcast. Boils down to: Summah shtick got old. Kulap ain't funny. WSGLL - 6/10 - Meh. Its ok sometimes. Womp - 7/10 - I actually like this show quite a bit. Others: Worst Idea of all time. (Great; check it out). Guys we fucked (I hate-listen); Cashing-in with TJ Miller (Semi-hate listen); X-Files-Files (Wanted to love, Now I hate listen). No one will read this post; no one should read this post. Please pretend like this never happened.

Hello Friends. Recent drunk posts convinced me that I could do the same. I was extremely hesitant to post whilst under the influence but I have now succumbed to peer pressure. Please do not read this post and understand that it should never have been posted at all. Podcast critiques: CBB: I recognize that this show has become a bit stale but more episodes are hits than misses. Scott is probably the most perfect straight man we've ever witnessed. I feel that the show is on a big upswing lately. There was a substantial stretch of episodes that I thought were trash. But the more recent episodes are good and have made me go "HAHAHAHHA". HDTGM: i have a big problem with this podcast. it was my first podcast love but I have subsequently realized that it really is completely incoherent if you haven't seen the movie. Even for the movies I have seen, Mantz' shtick is wearing thin. I love Paul for human giant and NTSF but

Yes. That is my favourite Blink 182 song. "About nothing and everything all at once."

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Do I seem cool? My mom and dad say I do. They also think I'm very funny. I guess it doesn't translate onto internet forums.

They're from New Zealand. You racist.

Looks pretty good...

Does anyone know why that fiend was banned?

Can you spot the differences??

Looks like I'm a Shaun... if only "hot dog go to bathroom" wasn't such a good option.

yet another week without a pro version.... how am i supposed to know whose posts to like this week?

"Kip Winger??? Oh... well Wengert is good too." - DoctorFrog, half asleep

Best episode in a long time.

I find your lack of Sean disturbing. (this is a very funny reference.)