Maximilian

Maybe I over hyped Haywire but I thought it is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Never has a movie with an all star cast been so hard to watch. I debated leaving the movie theater it was so hard to watch.

This is not a recommendation for HDTGM. They've already made this episode when they did After Earth. I just stumbled upon some move magic that I thought some of you might enjoy. I was perusing Amazon Prime and there was a movie with a picture of a gal that was not unattractive with a bow and arrow that had a 3 star rating so I thought I'd give it a try. I knew I would be in for a treat because Kevin Sorbo was listed as being in it. I might not have much of a life or might have too much free time but I watched the entire movie, I don't recommend anyone do that but if you have Amazon Prime and enjoy bonkers death scenes, I recommend watching the two hilariously awesome and amazing ones in this movie. The first one is 20 minutes in and the second is one hour and 13 minutes in. In the first death scene, Kate, Danielle Chuchran, is trying to calm her friend down that is dying, after seeing the wound she coldly tells her that she's going to die. The second death scene is the greatest thing I've ever seen. Hayley, Melanie Stone, is on her death bed and uses her last words to tell Weston, Blake Webb, that he's a real dumb ass.

That is what I learned I'm school. Seriously, Rousey is awesome but being insecure I don't find a woman that can knock me out attractive.

I think Rhonda Rousey is terrifying. I respect her ability as a fighter and root for her but I just don't find her to be that attractive. I don't understand why so many people find her attractive. I probably don't have any room to talk because I think Serena Williams is hot. Margo Martindale is my pick.

I got off the short bus this morning what can I say?

I'd also like to endorse Congo for the HDTGM treatment. Surely I wasn't the only one watching the end of the film hoping that they would be shot down by a rocket launcher. Also this film is currently on Netflix.

I might not have been entirely honest. I've seen it more than any of the others and I enjoy parts of the film. The movie would have been infinitely had it been a sequel to Like Mike. I do like the Incredible Hulk car though.

If Corona is good enough for Kenny Chesney, it's good enough for me. - sarcasm I don't spend a lot of time worrying about how I hold a beer because I drink it fast enough that it doesn't get warm. Tokyo Drift is my favorite Fast and Furious movie. I've watched it more than the others combined.

Any comedian whose material needs to use anything as a crutch is worthless, in my opinion.

What if smoking copious amounts of marijuana fights aging? Listening to my D.A..R.E. officer may be the worst decision I ever made.

I really like Human Giant and The League so when I came across a show about terrible movies, which I enjoy, with Paul, June, and Jason, I knew I was in for a treat. I'm about 3 years behind though but got started with Faceoff, which I thought was an awesome episode.

Having enjoyed Assbackwards, I would think it would be delightful if Casey Wilson would join the podcast as a guest. She can also bring David Caspe.

If only I had something better to do than watch Boondock Saints 2 and listen to the commentary. I might need therapy because this may be construed as self-destructive behavior.

Dinosaurs feel. Those dance moves are impressive for clumsy dinosaurs.

I probably know too much about general Christianity because I live in the Bible belt. Having said that, is it just me or is the big ass church they film in but never have footage of a service a Catholic Church. I didn't think people who dabble in Roman Popery (Please imagine Daniel Day Lewis saying "Roman Popery" like he does in Gangs of New York) are allowed to join Christian Mingle.