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CorbyKennard

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    Breakin'

    This is fantastically and unrepentantly bad flick. It deserves the HDTGM treatment!
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    Eyes Wide Shut

    WAT?? There are GIANT logic holes here. Terrible pacing. Horrible dialog. Questionable thematic choices. With the exception of the cinematography, the whole thing felt like a bad SNL sketch that went off the rails. Cruise sleepwalks through this thing like he's on downers and Kidman is just unwatchable. You know a film is bad when the kids who sneak in to get a look at some naked boobs sneak back out again 20 minutes later because they're bored. And that piano - Tune that stupid thing! AGH! My ears have never recovered! This is legitimately the only film I've ever been angry that it exists. And I LOVE Kubrick films!
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    Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

    Bumping this one. It's soooo bad it's great. Slow motion fights and all.
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