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Everything posted by Sparky Funbuck
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An episode with Gino is the only occasion I ever get to feel bad for anyone for not being from Long Island.
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Spring is in the air, and so are dogs named Bud.
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THANK'S 4 CLICKIN ! -
In an act of nigh-unspeakable malice, he forced the helpless toilet to consume his vile leavings.
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hey, if you're reading this, please kill me -
♫ My name's Playwright Will and I'm here to say / It's fun to write in an iambic way ♫
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This sucks and I genuinely hate myself. -
To save on rhinoplasty, keep your nose to the grindstone.
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bingus dorko -
I ain't afraid of no ghost, but I am afraid of several.
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Total Particle Reversal -
The Grand Canyon, named after 17th-century explorer Thomas Grand, is actually quite small.
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The Small Canyon, named after 21st-century comedian Brandon Small, is actually quite grand. -
This ain't no party. This ain't no disco. This is bingo night at the Restful Acres Retirement Community.
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They hate us 'cause they ain't us, and also because we're cannibals.
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You don't hear much about the Defenestration of Prague these days. I blame the economy.
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You don't hear much about the Defenestration of Prague these days. I blame the economy. -
If dolphins are so smart, how come they can only communicate telepathically with ME?
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eee eee -
I never thought you'd be a monkey because simians are so passé.
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Welcome to the Junkie House -
My wife's always on my case about leaving the toilet seat up and cheating on her.
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barfin' -
I've heard of demonstrative pronouns, but this is ridiculous.
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B) B) B) -
Isn't it appropriate how we drive in the driveway and park on the parkway?
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Or is that just me? -
Don't put words in my mouth. Do put food in my mouth.
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Don't put words in my mouth. Do put food in my mouth. -
For anyone curious, the book about the kids getting lost in the forest that Michelle referred to was probably The Troop by Nick Cutter. For anyone not curious, feel free to skip the previous sentence.