KevinGubish

I have a tattoo for every failed sitcom pilot, what's your excuse?

Step by step, day by day, now get out of my house America!

Well, well, well if it isn't the ghost of Christmas past... then who is it?

If I had a nickel every time I ordered pizza online, I could exchange that nickel for the cost of the pizza, thus never really making any nickels

You can give me grief and give me guff, but don't tell me how to raise my children

Why is it so hard to blow your nose in the Pocono's, nobody knows...

Bad luck and misfortune will affect your pathetic soul for now and the rest of eternity, happy birthday mom!

Hey Mama, step on this gravy boat and I'll see you ladle!

I'll see you gravy boats, Ladle!