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    Episode 127 - Kazaam: LIVE!

    My takeaway from that is, I think there's some Redditors who can't tell the difference between Shaq and Sinbad and are really, really bad at being racist. PS The Berenstain Bears were always the Berenstain Bears, Shazaam is Kazaam, and Stephen Biko died in prison, not Mandela.
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    Episode 151 - The 2nd Annual HOWDIES Pt. 1

    No, there's a difference. June is goddamn convinced that it's name is Gyoobee. Zardoz is just hard to say, is all.
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    Eliminators (1986)

    As long as nothing happens up stairs...
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    Collateral Beauty (2016)

    What is with Will Smith movies that try to throw an absolutely crazo twist into it to completely sink the movie (ie Seven Pounds) Whoever is reading his Thetan levels is really fucking up for him lately...
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    Episode 151 - The 2nd Annual HOWDIES Pt. 1

    Damn, I just realized the category I really wanted: Best Al Pacino Impersonation. Because it feels like everyone had a Pacino. But it's still Pete Holmes.
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    Episode 151 - The 2nd Annual HOWDIES Pt. 1

    June botching saying Zardoz while giving herself the award for botching saying Zardoz... Glorious.
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    Episode 151 - The 2nd Annual HOWDIES Pt. 1

    "Gyoobee."
  8. Chainsaw Starring Nic Cage

    Episode 151 - The 2nd Annual HOWDIES Pt. 1

    Listening to June's theories, and knowing for sure that she immediately forgets all of the movies after watching them, like Guy Pearce in Memento, puts such an amazeballs spim on all of her appearances. And "I'm very scared of mirages, in general." Possibly the line of the entire series.
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    Episode 151 - The 2nd Annual HOWDIES Pt. 1

    I believe that about all of our lives, we're just Jason's dying delusions. Listening now, The pitch for Zardoz got robbed for Best Metaphor/Simile. That one was amazing.
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    Trailer Talk

    There's talk that they want Megan Fox as Poison Ivy.
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    Ready to Rumble (2000)

    They make terrible choices when they're not making music? It's interesting to think about the connection that the Zappas have to terrible movies, when you consider that Frank and Moon Unit did the song "Valley Girl", which popularized Valspeak across the country when it became a Top 40 hit, which led to the movie Valley Girl, which led to the first major roll for one Mr. Nicholas Coppola...
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    "Twins" Starring Joe Manganiello and Jason Mantzoukas

    "Twins...But There's Three Of Them!" "...wouldn't that make it 'Triplets'?" "FUCK YOU, JERRY, THE TITLE STAYS THE TITLE!!!"
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    Episode 79 — Deck the Halls: LIVE!

    Good lord, after listening to the episode again...this shoot does sound like it took place in Matthew Broderick's soul.
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    Vibrations (1996)

    Which I then got confused with the Bronson Pinchot/John Laroquette vehicle SECOND SIGHT... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35fzrWoAPMk
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    Eliminators (1986)

    "Each one is the ultimate specialist in his field..." The fields of River Ratting and Human robot tank?!
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    Christmas Carol: The Movie (2001)

    ...an live action/animated kid's film, With Nicholas Cage as the voice of Jacob Marley, and the mice that Robert Mitchum's character from "Scrooged" wanted in his production of Scrooge. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0259929/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christmas_Carol:_The_Movie Ho. Lee. Shit. I know it's probably too late for a Christmas movie this year, but holy god, this sounds like it could be terrible nuggets of gold (at least that scene). This is going to be on ThisTV in a little bit, I am going to check this out.
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    Pinball & HDTGM Movies

    It'd almost have to be.
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    Ready to Rumble (2000)

    I hope they do this movie so badly... it's just so terrible, and pretty much helped in killing WCW.
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    USS Indianapolis (2016)

    I know that there was a rumored production about Quint's time on the Indianapolis. I wonder if this is what that eventually became, but with no Quint, so they could get around Universal, or if this is just a bobo shot at the story. On another note...man, I feel for Tom Jane when he does movies like this. Poor guy.
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    End of Days (1999)

    It begins and ends with "Christina York...CHRIST IN NEW YORK!" This movie needs to be done in the worse way.
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    Pinball & HDTGM Movies

    My local movie theater has a Demolition Man pinball machine now, and before it had the Lethal Weapon 3 machine. And it made me realize...I just wish someone would have made a Crank pinball machine now.
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    MEMEZOUKAS

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    MEMEZOUKAS

    One of my favorite Mantzoukasisms..
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    Episode 134.5 - Minisode 134.5

    And I just came. Now then, to business! In case Paul was wondering, what made Blackie Lawless popping up in the movie ironic is that W.A.S.P. is now a Christian heavy metal band. The band started out as a shock rock band, even being prominently targeted by Tipper gore's PMRC and Blackie is famous for having a codpiece with a sawblade on it. However, somewhere along the way, Blackie became a born again Christian and Blackie shifted his writing away from the horror and sex antics, even to the point where Blackie would self-censor his older songs when he performed live and has even said he would never sing their biggest hit "Animal(Fuck Like A Beast) live again. So, his appearance in a movie about a known musical group of homosexuals is certainly ironic in hindsight. But at the time, the antics of W.A.S.P.'s live shows are probably what got him noticed.
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    Domino (2005)

    This movie literally gave me a headache watching it. I saw it for free at a preview (replete with security guards hired by the studio making sure no one was bringing in a camcorder I GUESS). After it, I still wanted my money back.
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