Chainsaw Starring Nic Cage

Thanks for doing that, TaylorAnne. I just found out the old group was gone, and I was going to quit the whole thing if I couldn't be in the HDTGM group.

Solid waste if they were lucky. Guys, all of those kids got leukemia, and DIED BEFORE THEY WERE 40!

That sounds like a deliberate 80's choice to make people think he was doing just that.

I wish I had the artistic ability to make an 80's style tee of June riding a BMX Bike saying "Where Is The Motor?!"

That's the one thing I really loved about the movie, the idea of multiple personalities uniting for one common cause instead of fighting for dominance. Setting aside how shaky that may be from a true-life psychological standpoint, it's such a great concept, particularly when it's for such an insidious goal.

If by "bad", you mean "Amazing because everything about YCDTOT is Amazing, but yeah, it was definitely inspired by Gilliam's work"...then yes. But yeah, that Surf Ninjas trailer can jump up it's own ass. It's like watching Ninja Turtle Michaelangelo's id being unspooled.

Also, "Club Ooze". Zouks was custom made for this movie.

I'll be honest here

The only good thing about this movie is that they made space for Marilyn Burns in a walk by cameo, essentially playing Sally Hardesty in a mental asylum as she's being wheeled past on a gurney. Everything else was garbage. But the first 3 are amazing, and I will chainsaw fight anyone who says differently.

My vote's for Split, just because I think it won't be in theaters much longer. And it's a decent movie (although both are probably good).

I'm always going to have a weird relationship with Vin Diesel. On the one hand, he seems like the weirdest macho d-bag who's created this persona for himself and can't help but NOT be Vin Diesel. On the other hand...the dude loves Dungeons And Dragons. Like, LOVES Dungeons And Dragons. And video games. And is, essentially, a giant geek who decided that he was just going to build his own mystique around himself. I...I don't know how to reach a rational response to the guy anymore.

When I saw the trailer for this, my first thought was "...how is the extreme sport culture that was put forward in the first movie still relevant today?!" Knowing that Vin basically made the movie as an way to decompress and have fun after the death of Paul Walker kinda makes me go a little easier on the dumbness of this movie, but...man, it looks so dumb. The podcast did nothing to correct that with me. But it makes me more likely to watch it for the lulz.

Since JammerLea mentioned it, yeah, I guess The Princess Bride is my pick. The fact that it's also my girlfriend's favorite romance movie is not the reason why I picked it (seriously, it is one of my faves).

Considering one of the movies that I find most romantic is Punch Drunk Love, it's probably best that I abstain.

I will once again reiterate how done I am with these guys. Just done. Please, HDTGM crew, give them their own podcast and get them off the minisodes. I'm tired of having to FF over them every week now. I gave them a chance. I'm done.

This movie feels like it was made by someone who REALLY likes Konami games and Twilight. That said, for all the terrible greenscreen effects, that trailer did have some striking visuals. Sounds like they had more ambition than skills.

I'm sure it was just a early graphical take on the Death Star. Here's one that really baked my noodle. http://io9.gizmodo.com/youve-been-wrong-about-where-the-death-star-trench-was-1791582520

I love it when Seth talks about being the Cha-Ching Guy. It's such an amazing story about being a localized here, perfectly encapsulated in this news report from '91. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyAYjw3GPmk PS Seth Green may be my favorite celebrity ever. He's like Paul Rudd, he's been in a ton of things for almost his entire life, and seems like the coolest, nicest guy you'd ever meet (having seen him and the Robot Chicken crew multiple times at NYCC).

SIgh, just ignore this post, I have no idea how to read things. :/

Rosenblatt, Jewish hockey player. Like Goldberg from The Mighty Ducks. Snake, a tough guy who seems to have all of these skills for hockey that no one knew about is almost a bobo version of Fulton from The Mighty Ducks. Mighty Ducks came out in '92, Airborne in '93. Guys, are we sure that the screenwriter didn't see The Mighty Ducks and decided to sandwich hockey into a rollerblading movie?

This movie could have a secret reverse Ferris Bueller's Day Off movie underneath this turd. I wanna see that movie!

Felt the need to make the Icon logo 1000X creepier.

Hooooooo. Leeeeeee. Fuck. OK, I just stumbled across this while cruising IO9, linked from an article about how Coolio claims he was supposed to play the Scarecrow in what was supposed to be the next Joel Schumacher Bat-movie after Batman And Robin (which is another Holy Fuck Moment that I might drop into the B&R forum post and came across this.) http://io9.gizmodo.com/5687953/the-most-amazing-matrix-knock-off-ever--co-starring-coolio Yes, it has Coolio. Yes, it has Tone-Loc. Yes, it has Adrian Paul as a rogue AI program. Yes, it has hackers who drink energy drinks and say their Hacker names before "PLUGGING INTO THE INTERWEB!" And yes, Bai Ling. Miss Piggy Kung Fu noises. All of this happens in the movie, apparently. I'm going home after work and seeing if I can find this because this all sounds like it's next-level bonkers. Also, check out the last clip in that article, in what may be the most dumblarious way a villain has ever been dispatched, right down to Adrian Paul, A FORMER HIGHLANDER, dies LIKE A HIGHLANDER! Let me know what you all think. Holy. Shit. Balls.

I loved how they turned the whole "Angry Police Chief" trope on it's head with Arkin's character being a sensitive, understanding guy, and LaPaglia getting disappointed with his treatment because he always wanted a hardass chief like in the movies. The scene where Arkin tears into him about the murder case, leaves, and then comes back asking how he did was so awesome. Love this movie so much.

It makes you wonder if, after Roger said that, Gene took him aside and said "Roger...I have cancer."