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Thank gawd I didn't spend money on this one. I had company Christmas gift passes. I still wish that The Favorite had been playing at this particular theater so I could have been spared the frustration of The Mule! The cast isn't the issue...the performances are great. The pace is fine. It's the buildup...then one of the biggest letdowns I've experienced in years! It's also frustrating how many characters are introduced and stories points started with no resolution whatsoever.

The real story is very interesting. This movie didn't capture even half of it. If Andy Garcia is supposed to be El Chapo....that part in the movie is all nonsense. The ending just sucks. It's just over and the boring music plays.

I just want them to do this so I can get June's take on how distracting Michelle's hair is during this entire movie! Is it a wig, bad hair pieces or just out of date styling. I can't..its maddening the whole time!!!

It's so twisted! Wouldn't it be incest, pedophile, alien sex though? Its barely a teenaged child/alien. They call it their daughter.....eww....this just gets worse by the second!

My dad called me yesterday to tell me about a movie I need to see! It's this nonsense....oh the shame!!

Now it's on Cinemax. Still disturbing as all hell. This movie is A LOT!

This video helped me understand it, but it still sucks ass. SPOILER ALERT

This one was so strange. I really wanted it to be fantastic. My expectations were way too high from the get-go. I love the cast so much, but the movie was such a mess. I was confused and worse...I was bored!

I love this movie! It has some issues to be sure, but the cast certainly wasn't one of them. These girls kicked some ass!

That's completely insane! The effects are absolutely embarrassing.

I had completely forgotten about this movie and I love C. Thomas Howell!! I had to jump on YouTube to remember. I'll be watching it tonight for sure.

Hilarious...you can't get this movie for less than $35 on Amazon. I've got it on VHS somewhere. I need to revisit it immediately.

It looks like something Ashley Judd turned down.

I love this movie! Only because Helen Hunt is wonderful as Darcy Maguire. The stuff with Judy Greer is great too. Everything with Mel by himself I can fast forward. I want to hate this movie, but I never skip it when its on cable.

Solaris and Bug were both on cable this past weekend! I'd say Solaris is worse just because it was so fucking boring. Nothing pisses me off more than Dr. T & The Women though. Talk about a movie that fails..on every fucking level!

Holy Shit!!

I just wasted my morning watching this shit and I want to die! It's fucking 2 hrs and 5 minutes! Too damn long. Even the trailer clocks in at 2 mins and 35 seconds! I guess I wanted to see this because of Helen Hunt. I loved her in What Women Want which is also from 2000. It wasn't a great movie either, but infinitely more watchable than this mess!! You get the feeling that she's playing the same character at first, but she takes a cold turn later which is very confusing. Plus, this is supposed to be prime Richard Gere. Runaway Bride was right before in 1999. Unfaithful would be 2002. I didn't hate Autumn in New York or Mothman Prophecies which are mashed in between. WTF with this movie! This whole movie has no point, makes no sense. Just scene after scene of all the same blabbing cows in Dr. T's office talking, talking, talking! Robert Altman directed. This is no Short Cuts. Anne Rapp wrote it. Her IMDB only has 4 credits..the latest showing no dates..just (????) Not a good sign. Wikipedia was more clear. Her career was mostly as a script supervision & she has worked on more than 50 films including Cookie's Fortune and won an Independant Spirit award. Whatever, this movie sucks ass. What I really don't get is the cast! How could all of these actresses have read this script and been excited to jump on board for this crap?! Helen Hunt Farrah Fawcett (the saddest role ever) Laura Dern (wtf) Shelley Long Tara Reid Kate Hudson Liv Tyler Janine Turner Then finally this interminable bloated mess ends and all you want to do is throw something at the TV! For all this time wasted...we can't get a classic Richard Gere ending! Fuck you Robert Altman..and Ann Rapp.

This movie leaves me speechless!

Oh yeah..it's time to do this shit show!! It was on cable last night. I can't believe I'd never seen this movie! I can't believe this cast: Dennis Quaid Max von Sydow Christopher Plummer Eddie Albert Kate Capshaw What the hell did all these people think they were signing on for? The effects were so fucking bonkers. Just wow!

It is absurd! I love the Neverending Story, but its a hard NO for the Canon from me. It was interesting to hear the comedy argument from Paul. When I think of 1984 comedies I think of Splash & Romancing the Stone. Now, I love these to death but I don't know if I'd nominate them for the Canon. Ghostbusters would definitely be my pick for the Canon.

I'm surprised to hear Amy's interpretation of the egg scene! I never assumed that it's a ghost cooking eggs on the counter. Everyone I know thinks it's a convergence of energy or "hotspot". I agree.

The Syfy Matrix marathon is on now and I'm cringe watching it now. Ick is mostly what I have to say at the moment. RELOADED is what I'm on now. The first one I can tolerate, but it doesn't really hold up over time. This Reloaded mess has always confused me. I cannot stress enough how much I hate the city of ZION. From the moment they get "home" I can't say how disappointed I have always been in this hot looking rock & metal city. It's a mess. The dance sequence is gross with like a 1000 sweaty bodies at the weirdest rave I've even seen! I want so badly to hear June's take on this scene!! The sex is so basic I don't think Jason would give it a pass. The action sequences and Keanu, Carrie Ann Moss & Hugo Weaving are the only reason I'm watching this again.

I cannot handle Brian Krause in this movie! He's Leo from Charmed! He's a Whitelighter (healing angel) and so awesome. He is not this strange mother fucking, virgin hunting, demon cat thing! I did not need to know of this movies existence!

I own this movie! I love this movie! Just googling this movie is facinating! Everyone up in arms about the Secret Dwarf Whore or eastern european schizophrenic dwarf whore. Then some articles had to correct things because they incorrectly said Esther was a prostitute. Then all the drama about adoption advocates encouraging a boycott! My only disappointment with the actual movie is the part of the husband! Come on! This is a movie that should have had 3 alternate endings on the dvd.