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    Honey (2003)

    Oh this movie is a disaster! It turns into another movie entirely halfway through! Once Honey is blacklisted for not sleeping with that manager...then it turns into Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo where they put on a show to raise money to save some church or studio...I don't know....whatever... Just watch Breakin 1 & 2 instead of this nonsense.
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    Multiplicity

    Help! I just watched this movie on cable and I wanted so badly to turn it off. I was at war with myself because...it's GAWD AWFUL, but I love Michael Keaton to pieces. It's hard to watch all the stereotypes. Macho clone, gay clone, special clone. I didn't move or change the channel & I feel like I missed huge chunks of the movie. Clones are showing up with no explanation. Nothing makes sense or gets resolved. I have tons of questions, but never want to watch the movie ever again! Plus, it has one of the longest slow periods of ANY MOVIE EVER! It's also 3 minutes shy of 2 hrs and for a comedy in 1996...that's long. I checked: Happy Gilmore 92 mins Bio-Dome 88 mins The Nutty Professor 95 mins Jingle All The Way 89 mins Serious editing should have been done! I was disturbed by lots of things here. (I think some of the clones have sex with his wife) Lots of ick here! I think June would be so disturbed. This is a movie that absolutely needs an unpacking from June & Jason.
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    Furious 7

    Countdown to 8/15/15 for this dvd/blu-ray release! I'm ready to watch this madness again and pull it to pieces. Its crazy bonkers!
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    Transformers: Age of Extinction

    I know I should hate this movie..I do hate it for many reasons, but I can't hate it 100%. I think its because I adore Titus Welliver & Stanley Tucci so much! I would have been fine if they were the only humans in the movie. I am so over Walhlberg after The Happening, Ted and Pain & Gain. I will say it got extra points from me for killing the annoying friend Lucas early & having Optimus Prime not be dead for 90% of the movie only to make a miraculous recovery and save the day at the end. I appreciate that Prime is front & center. See they made an effort!
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    Eyes Wide Shut

    Why is my beautiful Hotch (Thomas Gibson) in this terrible movie?! I watched this stupid thing last month on cable waiting for it to finally start. WTFH?! Nothing besides sex happens....ever!
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    Breakin'

    This movie is a classic! We have had movies that have meshed dance styles in every decade and this is one of the first & best! I love it! I want it on blu-ray and I want 10 hrs of extras!
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    Flowers in The Attic (2014)

    I haven't seen any of the Lifetime versions yet, but I re-read these books at least every three years. They are completely nuts, but you can't put it down! The original movie was only terrible because it wasn't long enough to do the book justice. It should have been the length of Titanic...seriously! Plus, it's frustrating that some of the meat of the story is not addressed until the 5th book! We could have another Sleepaway Camp if they try to pick through this plot! I would go to a live show for this to see June's face as she digested all this mayhem!
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    The Lawnmower Man (1992)

    I love this movie. I first fell in love with Jeff Fahey because of Jobe. I can't not watch when its on tv. It fantastic, but there are crazy plot holes and the effects were weird. Its the strength of the performances that sold it for me.
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    The Faculty

    Well, there's nothing like a Stokley quote: "Fuck You, tit bags" " Is this usually the point where someone says lets get the fuck outta here?" "So they've just been setting us up over the years with their ET's & their Men in Black movies just so no one would believe it if it ever happened" ......and the classic "I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose....it's so eighties!" For these and many more.... Thank you Clea DuVall
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    Ghostbusters 2

    Peter MacNicol makes this movie for me! I always think i can skip it when its on tv...then I don't because I have to see & hear Janosz. I have no idea what that accent is, but its brilliant! http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0000559/quotes Then there's Vigo...awesome & scary as shit, but not enough to do in the movie.
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    Grease 2 (1982)

    Is it weird that I had the soundtrack on vinyl? It still pisses me off to this day that we never get to hear "Girl For All Seasons" in full in the movie! It bugs me to no end, but other than that issue......I love this movie to death! I can sing every song! Michael changing himself into a biker that Stephanie Zinone (love that name) can love is a much better plot than the first Grease when Sandy becomes a smoking skank to be with that idiot Danny Zuko. If it didn't work out between Steph & Michael.....he at least taught himself a useful lifelong skill. He built freakin bikes and learn to ride the shit out of them! Freakin amazing! Also, I can actually buy the actors in this movie as teenagers. Everybody in the first Grease looks 30!
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    Just One of the Guys (1985)

    Oh yeah...they have to do this movie...for all the reasons you just mentioned!
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    Just One of the Guys (1985)

    I love this movie so much! I loved Joyce Hyser as Terry. The story was great. She is a writer & she felt her article was passed over for that internship because she was female. Her plan to submit it again as a male student from another school makes sense on paper. Everything about this movie hits me in the heart! I own it and still can never turn the channel when its on tv.
  14. I listened to this episode twice! It was amazing. This is one of my favorite movies to torture my poor man with repeat viewings. He can't even get a complete sentence out with all his "What the...?!" & "No they didn't.." I would never cast anyone else as my favorite sexy Shark Wrangler BTW. Thomas Jane was perfect! I wanted to beat the shit out of Saffron. There's been few movies where I feel true anger who a character & she just hit all those notes of selfish bitch. The dialogue though....OMG. Infinitely quotable. This movie is fantastic! 5 STARS.
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    Boxing Helena (1993)

    This movie is perfect for HDTGM! It's insane! After 10yrs managing video stores in my 20's I judge every movie from back then by how much it was in demand and the conversations it created. Everyone wanted to see this movie! The Basinger lawsuit made it a must see. Weeks before it hit VHS it has a waiting list a page long and was only rivaled by Buttman's Double Adventure.
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    Splice (2009)

    I came to do the same. This movie is perfect for HDTGM! It's one of the most disturbing movies I've ever seen. After that alien/animal/whatever sex... I was never quite able to look at Adrian Brody the same way ever again.
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