CiscoKid

The exacerbated straight man bit is great. There was a moment where I was like is this too much? But just like the story of everest it came back around and hit me that much harder. Can't wait for the paul scheer ep

Guys, engineer cody sent me some cut audio from after this week's episode, sean was talking to hayes about some good times they had and Hayes abruptly yelled "I'm not crying!" And then stormed out of the room and I guess came back later and was kind of chuckling saying well well well? Anyway the sound cut out and Brett texted me back "I guess look out for Big Apple Badasses coming super soon to like, a patreon or something?" And then tom isn't doing an episode of the best show this week? Super weird. Anyway this has been my favorite thing ever and I love all of you like you were family Edit: I told him "if we're pitching names I've got two. Giants of Industry with Hayes and Tom OR Yuk Yuk Chuckle Hour with Tom and Mitch and Hayes" but do you guys have any suggestions?

Promo code THEBOYS cashtag MakeMyVersionProAgain Subject: Re: Fwd: HAVE YOU FRIGGIN SEEN THIS?!? [begin transmission] Are you even a Friggin fan? You don't see podcasts, you listen to them? Anyway I found a half torn campaign poster from when Kevin tried to become Mayor of Hollywood or something, I sent the picture portion to resident Podcast Art Restoration Expert CMB, see if he can do something with it. I would share all these campaign promises with the forum but they're pretty gross, he just talks about making us safer by doing more upskirts, saying we'll defeat our enemies by never giving them the satisfaction of a release? Not sure but on the bottom here there's some sort of cross-promotion for Blue Apron, there's a crossed out section where he's laid out a plan to combat deforestation by hunting down all the cheeba hawks? Idk if that's gonna fly, LOL. Anyway, hope this helps! Love, Cisco

Idk if you guys do the reddit, but someone pointed out this from some series he did I've never heard of called those people. Watched the whole thing, they're pretty short, and fucking hilarious, 5 forks

Secret guests!

So I got one more forum name for the road, get em out while you can Lou Reed Richards Dreyfus Full of Dollars

Having listened, not going is my single greatest regret.

LOL classic joe

Yeah that seemed ominous to me as well? Not sure I like this new direction. But it's just another 161 hours until we find out!

Sounds like a f@$%*n corker. Patiently awaiting the drop. Oh and suck it chanson

Squeak on that, right?

Someone on the wolfcool reddit DID say that sean was being rude during Hayes' asmr video. I wanted to reply to them there, but for some reason the subreddit won't load even though the reddit status says everything's cool but w/e I'll just reply here hopefully they see it. Hey, I'm with ya bud. And even though me and some other people might agree? We don't necessarily say that because sean is the kind of guy you're talkingsidewaysoutofthesideofyourneck he will come give you a tune up and believe me this guy is tough and you don't necessarily want that problem because I think the secret subtext is that not only is andy prone to bouts to violence but I think also sean is as well

I give this Ep a 13/10, which actually if you know translates to 6.5 forks, which does make HeyHandbook a part of the diamond plate club, which means it is both the best restaurant and the best podcast. Cbb and spont really tried this week, recruiting heavy hitters zouks and gabrus to try to steal some of our boys shine, but you might as well call our boys angler fish because they make their own light and actually if you've ever read a science book or just tried to be a good nice person you would know. Now then, on to my weekly list of grievances: My car broke down, I gotta get a new one. This is directly preventing me from flying to LA to catch the live show. Dana is surprisingly cute, which is something like Kevin would have said to try and neg her or something? Make her feel more vulnerable? Gross dude, try to keep it professional Usually my school's cafeteria has fries ready by this time, allowing me to eat them before my class, but today? Not so much. 2 forks. I'll come back when I got something more yall

We all know that pft is famously scared, opposite of brave, a coward even. But if he has any backbone at all he will live up to and answer my challenge: I think pft should have Hayes and Sean, and he can bring Janet Varney and Craig cackowski to act as a buffer since he knows the boys are not afraid of him, on spont proper and instead of doing the normal format (guests>improvisers>inprov) they should all do a hh style script read, Stage directions and notes included.

This episode is wrought with tensions to the point that I was bussing up not only out of sheer hilarity, but also because of awkwardness, because I am not able to handle uncomfortability! Hearing pft and Sean beat each other up with improv was like listening to my two dad's fight, and hearing Hayes try to bridge the gap was like my older brother trying to bring me to my room to go play his Sony for a while. 10/10, will forever listen

Thought last week was the last episode? Well, goes to show you, those hh boys do like to play

No more shows on earwolf Anymooooore

^Alf I think he's talking about "The room where it's happening"

What is this, some kind of gold star first post?

Edit: I take it all back, and I was just Joshin' bro Edit edit: I now see this makes it look like I said something bad I didn't I just disagreed with my previous statement

Are you some kind of saboteur trying to break up this clan?

@Chris dude dave chappelle lives in that town, if you run into him or better yet, you're doing the air bnb at his house, tell him about hh and get him on the Friggin show! Remember, you still owe me 2 wishes so this can count as one of those

I for one am proud and glad to have you other ten or so people posting about this podcast we love, because this podcast is literally my favorite thing. Now I know this word gets tossed around a lot, but seriously, it is my favorite thing. Sean, you are funny. Sometimes it's really biting and maybe a little too close to home for some of your guests, but it's always really fuckin funny. Hayes, you've really let your flower blossom in the last 30 or so eps, I'm loving all this character work as I mentioned last week, and also your natural musicality is stunning. Brett, you're starting to get really good, which is almost the same note I had for Hayes. To all my fellow listeners, sorry I couldn't come up with a big funny, I promise I'll try to get one in sometime before thursday. Love the show, love the boys, love all yall, love my country, in that order.

Hollywood handbook is the best podcast next to doughboys ... Sikes! April Fools!

Hayes did some outstanding character work, could barely tell sean didn't record the Harry's ad with him! Also ^uri, what kind of clinic was it?