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  1. CiscoKid

    Max SilvestrI, Our Close Friend

    Merry Australian Christmas everybody! Beef ace, do you guys have a specific Santaman or do you just have the regular one and he just gets totally pitted for a while?
  2. CiscoKid

    Max SilvestrI, Our Close Friend

    tfw Christmas eve and you're a cat
  3. CiscoKid

    Max SilvestrI, Our Close Friend

    I just wanna say thanks guys, and I'll try to do my part, cause living forever in infamy is great cause I'm a scared of ghosts, Christmas, animal, human, alien, whatev
  4. CiscoKid

    Max SilvestrI, Our Close Friend

    I'm sorry shrek
  5. CiscoKid

    Episode 165 - Max Silvestri, Our Close Friend

    anyone else notice that mustache Sean looks like a young pft?
  6. @ChrisWeiser (JonGabrus) No but one time it was me, Chris gethard, Bill Clinton and pizza rat were hanging out in the diner from When Harry Met Sally, just getting some apple pie with cheese slices and from across the way I hear "Pardon me for a second" or something and I look over, Tom Scharpling is excusing himself from his seat and he goes to the bathroom. Me and the crew are there for a couple more hours just shooting the shit and I never saw him leave, but I did see Nolan walk out a couple minutes after Tom went in, is that a clue maybe?
  7. Did I just is discover new mystery? Is Nolan Tom Scharpling? Or merely just a Scharpling Strawman? Tune in next week!
  8. Don't downplay yourself Shrek, you deserved that shout out Also, what was Scott thinking not inviting the boys to his Christmas bonanza? Was he afraid they would show up some of his guests that aren't on their level of next level alt comedy? #KeepAukermanHonest
  9. Sean was the original hamburger sandwich man
  10. I know we're all real big on being sweet sweeties around during here, and a lot of you are outstanding sweeties, not just Henry and silvr, as has been pointed out. This isn't one of those posts. I had an opportunity to watch Don't Think Twice last night, finally, because as I learned when I tried to go see it at the theatre, Mike birbiglia took the movie on a tour of like 30 screenings or whatever, so I had to wait until I could stream it, joker style, for free. So I watched the movie, spoilers follow. It was garbage. In a cast of characters in which I'm a huge fan of at least three of them, I couldn't connect to a single one of them. From the first moment it started off with this reel of old school 1950s improv which you couldn't even hear over Gillian Jacobs doing this horrible narration of the start of improv and then a garbled version of the 'rules' of it. It then followed with a pretty trite story where their theatre is closing down, Chris Gethard's dad gets into a motorcycle accident, Keegan Michael Key gets the job at Weekend Live, and Mike Birbiglia is a washed up asshole who fucks his improv students while Kate migucchi(sp) is just so friggin quirky. It quickly derails from even being about comedians and just being about living in new York, which is what everything anyone from new York makes is about it seems. That kind of spirals and the one rich chick also ends up getting a job at weekend live, and keegan ultimately proves he isn't that great at his job by stealing a scene from the group (named the commune as if the message wasn't blatant enough) and writing it as a scene for himself. It then sheds it's central premise of being grounded in reality by having Chris gethards dad die, leaving him with enough money to open up his own improv theatre in Philadelphia. Yay everyone. The one good thing was they actually weren't that bad when they were doing real improv scenes. I'm sorry if anyone is offended by me laying out the whole movie, but honestly none of you should see it, and Mike birbiglia if you are reading this you should have just been happy with the 3 hour long specials you got because you really aren't that funny. TL;DR Don't Think Twice is 90 odd minutes of new York people Jerking each other off so much it borders on pornographic
  11. The description makes me think that the boys are gonna drop their long standing tradition of not taking a hard stance on these hot button issues and really go there . I hope they give machine gun Kelly what for about his performance on Jimmy Fallon cause it's been a long time coming
  12. CiscoKid

    Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend

    Seeing as its sticking around and I could probably carry this joke for two or three more Posts, here's the first ANONYMOUS submission, this one about Spunky Foon "Super ripped, tight bod, mainstream and yet left of center sense of humor, has all the luck with the ladies but stays faithful to his baby mother, a humbleness that is telling of his impoverished background that later turned into a rags to middle class story, all around solid dude" Wow spoon looks like you have a secret admirer! Stay tuned dear reader, you might be next!
  13. CiscoKid

    Episode 161 - Ryan Stanger, Our Close Friend

    well I know this thread will stick around so in a little bit I'm gonna reveal all of your anonymous submissions about how you really feel about other forum members
  14. @Nolan I think you meant suck it chanson also the episode won't stream on soundcloud? just what in Taranation is going on here Dalton? edit: I got it playing guys, don't worry, but I am still worried about what happened to the now hear this live episode, but I guess they're saving that one for a rainy day
  15. CiscoKid

    Favorite Handbook ads

    the one where they already did this ad, the howl saga, dread captain Sean crate, the cBB bumps, I mean with material like this who can pick favorite?
  16. And here I thought the boys couldn't be bought
  17. Freshwater Resources Toilet? I'll take mine to go thanks
  18. more like Halloween handbook
  19. man that was a really good Doughboys, the boys were half in half out of character, Nick did a hh impression right at the top, as pointed out before the okay looking mind fucking hilarious buss my whole shit up. I guess I might have to take that wall full of crazy down since my two main suspects have proven they are actually big sweet doughs.
  20. I think there might be a theme to this week's prize... better put my detective hat back on
  21. man I know this is a new podcast and this is only the 4th episode but I think they've got real potential and could really go places on this network I mean, whoops
  22. aw jeez, sounds like you got a full plate, and maybe your dog does too since it's already full from that book
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