Auden

That's like the EGOT of mini-episodes.

Paul and Rob Huebel did an AMA today! Many HDTGM questions. ETA: Good on Huebel for being the human of a pitbull, one of the most misunderstood and mistreated breeds.

This Theodore Rex was better received.

Since the guests on HDTGM are often people who have worked with the hosts in the past, I hope that Keegan-Michael Key's presence on Hotwives of Las Vegas--this season looks to be even funnier than the last (Paul as a bubble artist who's very close to his Elvira-esque sister? Yes please.)--means a future guest spot on HDTGM. And if he does come on the show I hope Jordan Peele will come along. [media=''] [/media]

Saw Mission Impossible 2 yesterday. It was directed by John Woo and released in 2000, 3 years after Face/Off. There were so many scenes of people assuming a different identity by wearing ridiculously realistic masks. The plot, such as it is, wouldn't have worked at all without these dei ex face mask.

You are totally right. I don't know whether that audience member was trying to be funny or if he really didn't know how to use context clues. Jason was listing people, not items.

Pour le Jason: fleshies-on-dinos erotica.

Hitman: Agent 47 looks like a fun hot mess. What strikes me most about the trailer is that everything looks expensive, everyone looks serious, yet the movie looks cartoon-y. The movie is currently scoring 29 on Metacritic. I doubt the score would move up after opening day. The various trailers of Hitman promise many interesting-looking action sequences that make no practical sense. As Jordan Hoffman from The Guardian puts it, "There’s probably a more effective way of killing people, but extending both arms perpendicular to your chest as you spin and shoot handguns is certainly a photogenic method. With any luck, your long coat will billow, adding the right touch of panache." Also ineffective, catching a car with grappling hooks and then rappelling down the rope while being fully exposed so that if you're lucky enough not to be shot out of midair, at the end of rope you have a genetically-enhanced assassin waiting to engage in close combat with you. [media=''] [/media]

The original The Fog directed by John Carpenter starring Jamie Lee Curtis with her mom, Janet Leigh, in a supporting role, is quite good.

Paul picked Wild Wild West for his HateSong.

Hm, I can't find @hdtgm tweet now, but it says for the 9/26 live show they are doing Furious 7 then Maximum Overdrive. Maximum Overdrive sounds promising. I find car movies interminable but horror car movies are a whole different thing. ETA: MO is avail on Youtube. [media='']http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7TPG5V1Egs[/media]

If I'm reading this right, and I'm not sure that I am, episodes of HDTGM that are more than 6-months-old are only accessible through a subscription to Howl.

"KKK -- White Power" is funny. It's like it has to be explained to the cops what KKK is. "KKK is a white supremacist group, it's not Krispy Kreme!" I think the filmmakers want an action sequence in an industrial setting and they also want to show the wealth of the white supremacists and so we ended up with a set design that makes no sense. Meeting tables don't usually have lamps on them, and not only do lamps line the table, but they are those banker's lamps that you see in libraries. For a bar cart, they use a wire utility cart. This is from the "Gatsby" line of wire carts made by Industrial Steel, Inc

The neo-Nazis thought Reno was dead (at the beginning of the movie we saw Reno do the play dead trick with the grandson). That's not to say they wouldn't have thrown a dog that's still alive overboard. They really have it in for the dog. The only movies I've seen where dogs were killed for no readily discernible reason were the first two Terminator. What? It's totally normal for a kids' movie to have animal cruelty and racist screeds that contain the line, "Black men are raping and murdering our women."

What a clever dog! I highly encourage other forum memebers to share any dog tails. Maybe with pics? I don't have a dog, let me live vicariously through you!

That is gross. God, that Wiener man. I also don't like that he gave Reno the hot dog and the pastry without checking with his human first and then asked to be paid. That is a bad scene. They want to show that Reno is popular everywhere, but undercuts it with tributes that have to be bought. I wonder if that scene was inspired by The Fugitive. I was geuninely sad when Lou was killed. He loved his dog so much that he was willing to run into a burning building to save him (and later we saw that his car was filled with pillows and dog toys to keep Reno happy). Then the baddies threw Reno into the sea and I burst out laughing, remembering all the GIFs on this forum. Thanks guys, you have turned me into a monster.

- Reno is such a cop that he likes donuts. - I agree with Jason that Mama Jake is a white supremacist. Yeah, Hitler's birthday is in all the history books, all the history books for Hitler Youth members. - I was a little grossed out by Jake picking up the phone with hands that had just handled a rotisserie chicken. Grab a napkin or something. - During a meeting Jake said, "The Anti-Defamation League monitors racist movements throughout the country. They helped us locate a manufacturing plant on the west side, which is the headquarters and regular meeting place of a white supremacist group." The ADL does keep tabs on racist activities in the US and around the globe, but the Southern Poverty Law Center is the group that is known for their hate group list. But in any case both the ADL and SPLC are civilian groups and don't have the resources and training to obtain current and detailed info. such as the meeting place of a violent white supremacy group. Who does? The FBI. - The neo-Nazis at the border were carrying C4. Even though C4 can't be detonated by gunshots, fire and physcal impacts--according to Wikipedia--it still seems like a bad idea to engage in a gun battle and high speed car chase with the police while carrying explosives. Also, why do they have to smuggle C4 from Mexico? They can make their own.

I didn't mean to cause any arffence!

I thought that too. The trailer for Top Dog was the first time I'd seen Chuck Norris in action and I was really surprised that a guy who fights like...that could be an action star. Especially since, as esc_key pointed out, the Top Dog is a Briard. People are used to being policed by German Shepherds and they would be suspicious of other breeds. I hope we'll get a lot of dog puns in the forum. That would be pawsome. While I was looking at dog pics for my avatar, I came across pics of the unfathomably cute cat in superhotpickle's avatar. His name is Snoopybabe, for those you who are also curious about the cat masquerading as a doll.

This particular FF was a flop and the lead actress, DeBrie Bardeaux, ended up in a gay porn series, Straightbait, and became addicted to drugs.

Yeah, I have a hard time with animal violence too, but here I am, liking all these GIFs of dogs being thrown into bodies of water.

The panda movie is real. [media=''] [/media]From the YouTube page: I'm not crazy about the idea of catching a panda in the wild--albeit one born in captivity--and putting it in a zoo, but at least this movie isn't about slaughtering animals.

"Oh hell no!" is always meant to be pronounced in the manner of the stereotypical Sassy Black Woman. Finger wag and head movement optional.