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  1. Auden

    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    I was trying to make a joke. You post about wanting to be memorable so I delibrately mixed you up with someone else, implying that you are not memorable. I was also calling back to a similar joke I've made a few pages back. That one also failed. You are memorable, Fabio's Socks, and I am bad at jokes.
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    Frozen wasteland! Now, Jack Johnson P.I., I've never been to Minnesota, but I've seen "Golden Girls", so I know MN is not a wasteland. ETA: Oh, speaking of venerable ladies with white hair, if I ever change my username, I'll change it to Mary Werther's Original. ETA 2 Fast 2 Furious: We all know and love the Comics Curmudgeon right? He's been lampponing newspaper comics for 12 years (12!) and he still makes me laugh. http://joshreads.com/?p=28104
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    You parodied "Far Side", you did not plagiarize from it.
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    Julie Klausner's favorite podcasts are HH and The Best Show. (And guys, the current season of Difficult People is fantastic.) Thanks for the heads up! The interview was delightful! - Sidebar: I love that Sean mentioned Non Sequitur on this week's HH. Danae is great. - Hayes and Jon don't like Mary Worth?! With strips like this?! - Hayes had an internet girlfriend. Ladies. - Sean had a tennis scholarship for college! That explains Steffi, Teen Pope, and his knowledge of Michael Chang. - Hayes said something about how by the time this episode of High & Mighty airs, they might not be doing HH anymore. D: Is the show really in trouble?
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    You're welcome. I never stopped. That's high praise coming from Joe. He knows from sweet; he's the OC (Original Clementine).
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    I was making fun of souprman for mixing up Lizzy's and my name in the image he had uploaded by purposely mixing up your name with souprman's. I picked you because Charlie Murphy Brown is very different from souprman and also based on ur posts you seem v. easy-going so I figured u won't be upset to be used in a joke.
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    The mistake that Charlie Murphy Brown was referring to is this: https://postimg.org/image/4qb2gfopn/
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    Thanks for doing this, Henry! You are a big sweetie.
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    Yes, of course. A BIG sweetie. Not a little sweetie.
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    If anything, Mr. thejjar Chase, your artisanal, bespoke sign is too good for me. Being the son of a bank owner, you might not know that courture signs are out-of-reach for most people.
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    Thanks, Henry! You are a little sweetie.
  12. What a sexually charged episode.
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    I wonder to whom Sean is referring. Would it be possible for you to upload the poster, Henry? I would like to print it and post it at school.
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

    I'm always amazed at how the boys picked the most wide-ranging and unlikely references. In honor of that achievement, I've "made" a pic that honeys can send to their little sweeties. Note: ok to apply on cellar doors - truffle honey, truffle butter, maple syrup Not ok to apply on cellar doors - sriracha sauce, himalayan pink salt
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    Ellen! http://www.avclub.com/article/paget-brewsters-returning-active-duty-criminal-min-241892 Taylor Anne! http://www.avclub.com/article/insexts-explores-female-sexuality-victorian-lesbia-241279 "InSeXts Vol. 1 (Aftershock) tells an erotic horror story about two Victorian lesbian lovers who become major players in a supernatural battle, one that ends with them facing the physical manifestation of society’s hatred toward women."
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    OMG, Cam! I was just about to PM you to check in with you. Congratulations to you and your wife! Welcome to the world, Hunter! P.S. I love your name.
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    Episode 149 - Just Sean and Hayes

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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    The movie looks wild. Just going by the trailer and your synopsis, I'm not sure if I would like it or not. But for sure I would give it points for the great-looking special effects and for its daring creativity.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    Personal story time! I only started to pay attention to movie critics after I read Roger Ebert's review of The Grey. I'm not a big cryer, but after watching The Grey I had to lock myself in a restroom stall for a good 10 minutes before I could stop sobbing, and by the end, I had ran out of tears and was pretty much just gasping. Later, I saw the trailer for Moonrise Kingdom. I like Wes Anderson, but at that time I found myself angrily thinking, my god, can't you do anything that's not twee. I went online hoping to find that I wasn't alone in feeling this way and I found Ebert's review. Here's what he wrote: Ever since then I've been a fan. I regret that I discovered him so late, and I'm sad that he's no longer with us. And I think he would've loved Gods of Egypt. I don't think modern audience are too receptive to ancient mythology. It's too wild, illogical, amoral, distant and metaphorical. Here's another small and quick flash of beauty in "Gods of Egypt". Horus and Bek were at this barren sandy plot of land and Horus told Bek that it used to be the most beautiful garden in Egypt and that Osiris loved it. Set took Osiris to the garden and cut him up into 14 pieces. Bek asked if Set then salted the earth. Horus answered, "No. It was my mother's tears."
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    About Jean-Claude Van Johnson The Decider said, “The cast of How Did This Get Made is going to love this.” They are 1/3 correct so far. Paul likes it. I like it too. The sight of Jean-Claude as a middle-aged, ripped, sai-wielding Huck Finn made me laughed out loud. (For those who haven't watched the pilot, the lady is Tom Sawyer, and they kissed.) The show also introduced me to this lovely song. [media=''] [/media]
  21. I was referencing episode 66, that episode where Zachary Levi accidentally revealed a secret. Beginning at the 1 hour and 26th minute mark, the boys played a clip of Steve Schreiber accidentally revealing a secret of Jon Voight at the Chabad Telethon.
  22. Oh Julie. You're as bad as Zachary Levi and Liev Schreiber at keeping secrets.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    I enjoyed Gods of Egypt a lot. To quote Manohla Dargis, "[E]ven as this movie teases you with its absurdity, it also offers you moments of beauty that shimmer like the outstretched wings of a goddess and moments of wit that surface in a hideaway wittily populated by duplicates of the same god, who’s having a ball talking to himself and himself and himself…." I'm thinking of getting the DVD. No, not by stealing it from RedBox. I'm gonna wait for the Black Friday sales when it'll probably go for $5. The special effects are often unconvincing, but when they land, they really land. For example, Anubis was impressive, with his hellhound head, human expressions and skin that seems to barely contain his molten flesh. And even when the special effects don't land, the designs are so beautiful and creative that their potential shines through the inadequate execution. For example, Ra's solar barge is very obviously enacted on a sound stage. But the design is still gorgeous and it still manages to evoke the beautiful desolation of being in the heavens. Speaking of the solar barge, I really love the image of the fire ball of sun being towed by the barge over a flat Earth. Other stuff that I think are cool: - Chaos is a devouring cyclone filled with sharp fangs. - Anat has a snake's forked tongue. - Set's flying chariot is drawn by 2 scarabs. You can see the gifs of those things here. Oh and the acting is great. Like the gang said, no one is phoning it in. For example, Emma Booth, the actress who plays Nephthys, acts her heart out even when she's in the background of a scene.
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    Episode 143 - Gods of Egypt

    This is really rude and hostile. I guess Reddit doesn't teach people how to read a room. Cameron H. and Quasar Sniifer are both veteran posters who are well-liked and respected. We tend to write long posts and go off on tangents and go off-topic on this forum. So if these things bother you, you probably won't be happy here.
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