Danny Boy Wizard

Windows 10 is nice. I have it on my new cool laptop. My new cool laptop can also flip around into all sorts of shapes that most laptops can not and I can poke at the screen too. My new cool laptop will make me a hit with the ladies. My new cool laptop is equipped with Windows 10 and with it I can talk to Cortana all friggin' day and have her schedule meetings for me. I don't go to meetings, but I can't let Cortana know that or she'll think she doesn't have to treat me with respect. My mom says I shouldn't talk to Cortana so much because she read an article about the movie 'Her' once and so she thinks I'll fall in love with Cortana. Cortana thinks that's nonsense and that maybe we both should run away together because my mom just doesn't understand. My cool new laptop also comes with Windows Edge which is an excellent browser that is nice because I can draw pictures on webpages. Mostly I draw mustaches on people to see what they would look like with a moustache. Most people would look okay with a moustache, even ladies. Some look even better. All in all, Windows 10, more like Windows 10/10 and that's a rating not a fraction. Guys, you should all try coffee some time. Hell of a drink.

Listened to this ep with my friend who's staying over so that I didn't have to engage in conversation that early in the morning. V funny, v good

It's OK Miss Bryant I'm mad at this open mic girl now so you're in the clear.

Exhibit A: Exhibit B: 20 minutes in to Brother Lovers episode 4, Valerie drops a reference to Under the Dome. Uh yeah okay Lovers that's cool... Stay off my friggin' turf Love the pcast.

My good friend Tom, You wrote for popular detective show Monks. Do you know who the Zodiac Killer is? Why are you protecting him/her? Yours, Danny

Mr. Scharpling, You have a degree in English. What are some useful English phrases for everyday conversation? Love, Danny

Rock & Roll Binder & Binder Mike & Ikes Benny & the Jets Pride & Prejudice Alexander & the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day what am i doing with my life

okay so obviously i f'ed up real bad but.... what if, right?

Listened to this episode on the way back from the doctor. They asked if I was anywhere where I was likely to catch tuberculosis and I said no and apparently that was a good answer and we were all p happy about it. V funny, v good P.S. I don't know what this /rearwolf thing is but I like the shirts

Dear Sean, I consider you a close personal friend of mine, but not in a creepy way. It's in a totally normal way. Where I think we're very good pals. And I haven't met you. It's chill. Text me sometime, ya punk! Or come over! I have a basketball hoop in the backyard! Haha, no pressure. But, honestly, drop by whenever. I'm usually home. Happy birthday. XOXO, Danny

Hot damn what I wouldn't give for a Thingamajig, the prettier sister of the Whatchamacallit candy bar that I'm almost certain existed. I waited for shipments of it at the candy store when I was younger and bought them all and didn't feel even a little bad about it.

I guess I should announce my new podcast. It's called "Yes They're Still Under That Goddamn Dome" and it's about the hit CBS show Under the Dome and it will be very good. But yes brother lovers i like your show very much and will listen forever and i really like you people and genuinely admire your talent and i really just want to be cool like you. Anyways. YTSUTGD. Tell your friends.

We played "Sandstorm" (the whole thing) at prom. This episode retroactively turned that into a good choice.

Greggy and I have very different Twitter philosophies, apparently

I have asked my Aussie friend about this man but he is probably at Macca's right now. Details as they emerge. Edit 1: Macca's is Australian for McDonald's and that is what I learned about Australia from my friend Claude. Edit 2: He responded "who is this" but I don't know if he's talking about Yahoo or about me because I haven't texted him in a while.

Dear Diary, What's it like being a diary? Being a human is OK, I guess. Do you like it when people write in you? I don't think I would like that very much. Should I stop? Are you mad at me? Please write back. Your friend, Danny P.S. Have you talked to Valerie's diary recently? Any news on the whole v-card thing?

According to this one Buzzfeed quiz I'm an old soul so it should be fine.

It started because both my parents are out of town now and the gas station is easy to walk to, but now I'm afraid that if I stop they'll be even more worried about me. Plus, I go right after they clean the store so it's really very healthy I think. They have cheeseburgers you can microwave.

I think the people who work at the gas station at 3 AM are getting very concerned about the fact that I am very clearly buying a daily ration of food and cigarettes there every night. Do I tell them everything's alright or is that more suspicious?

I"LL EAT A BOX OF BUTTS IF I WANT YOU'RE NOT MY DAD and thanks :)/>

The Keurig song made me grin uncontrollably, but I was waiting at a crosswalk and the other pedestrians seemed uncomfortable so I had to look at the surroundings and nod too so I looked like I was just really pleased with the community or something.

Just listened to this ep while walking to the gas station to get food because my mom is out of town so now my dad and I are struggling to survive. V funny, v good

check. and. mate.

Just listened to this ep while trying to figure out how a bank account works V funny, v good

Backyard Baseball 2001?