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Danny Boy Wizard

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  1. Danny Boy Wizard


    Dear Hayes, I hear it's your birthday! Congratulations. As my late grandfather once said to me on one of my birthdays, "Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, dear Daniel. Happy birthday to you." These words have stuck with me ever since, and I hope they bring you some joy on this, your special day. Wishing you all the best and, yes, a "happy birthday"! Love, Danny
  2. Ok so I listened to the episode and i gotta say i'ma little bit p.o.'d now So yes technically my prediction was that this week's guest would be famed American stand-up comedian David Chappelle And not to ruin the magic or anything but I did have some pretty trustworthy sources for that And while yes there WERE Americans and they WERE funny and one WERE Dave... i'm afraid we gotta chalk this one up as a big "L" for your old pal Danny [crowd murmuring, being sad in a big way] but ultimately... another big "W" for the boys... and if you'll turn the card over you'll see that's what's written on the back [crowd going nuts now] never stop believing, my friends, good night
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    Survivor Season 33: MEGATHREAD

    ok so uh Challenge Beast: Bret Strategist: Adam Black Widow: Hannah Cutthroat: Jessica Old Schooler: Paul Under the Radar: Michelle Wildcard: David Bench Player: Chris Final 3: Zeke, Jessica, Michelle Winner: Chris
  4. i have made a prediction about this episode and sealed it in an envelope, which has been given to a randomly selected member of the audience to hold until i listen to the episode u guys better hold on to your socks, this one's a doozy
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    Episode 148 - Andree Vermeulen, Our Close Friend

    dear fans, friends, and shareholders, i regret to inform you that the big floppy man has passed away we are deeply saddened by this, as we believe he hypothetically would have been a good addition to the team we will still be playing him this week it's what he would have wanted and we also couldn't find a replacement on such short notice watch out engineers this will not be forgotten thank you. love, danny boy wizard p.s. great ep this week. check it out, i think you all would like it
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    Episode 147 - Julie Klausner, Back Again

    ugh fine. i would like to to draft the Big Floppy Guy Outside Car Dealerships During Sales, as well as the Pieta. thanks.
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    Episode 147 - Julie Klausner, Back Again

    i would like to draft some of the troops that greggy let have the week off, but just for this week thanks
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    Episode 139 - Matt Besser, Our Crossovered Friend

    well well the reviews are in and everyone loves this episode of hollywood handbook the critics have called it "a really fun thing" and said "it makes me happy when i hear it" "the boys have done it again" said the presidents of america, russia, france, spain, and the rest of the countries in a joint statement today "we all agree, it is a very good ep and we just want to give a big shoutout" the presidents ended their historic statement by outlawing wars and diseases, before strongly urging chanson and scripps to "suck it" if they disagree
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    Episode 135 - Jon Daly, Our Close Friend

    PRESS RELEASE for immediate release washington, dc (may 26, 2016) -- wow, just got finished listening to the ep of hollywood handbook. it was really actually very good, for real, and i'm not just saying that and i'm not lying even a little i liked it very much, and i thought the guest and the two hosts were very funny and it made me happy to listen to the show. "all i can say is the boys have done it again and, truly, you've just got to sit back in your chair and smile to see such a display" says danny boy wizard what a treat
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    New Handbook Head

    orangetobbogan listen to me do not join the gargoyle boyz it may seem fun it may seem like u r just having fun with the rest of the gargoyle boyz but they are trouble with a capital t and that rhymes with p and that stands for pool because, and i'm not kidding, they'll push you into a pool, orangetobbogan even if you say you're not a good swimmer to them before orangetoboggan i'm being very serious do not hang with the gargoyle boyz
  11. i guess i think this was a very funny and good episode too, now that joe has forced his opinion on me like this
  12. wow, the news is now reporting that isis is shutting down
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    Episode 123 - Kulap Vilaysack, Our Close Fiend

    ...yeah um ok well anyway i thought this episode was good it made me laugh and i liked the guest did you guys like it too? please comment with your answer and don't forget to subscribe thx
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    EPISODE 120 — Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend

    i'd gone up to new hampshire because i heard the election was happening there this time but apparently they bring the election to you so i went back home to wait
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    EPISODE 120 — Brandon Gardner, Our Close Friend

    listened to this ep while riding in a car and i hate to say it, but this ep? really great. made me laugh. i enjoyed listening to it, and had a really great time. in a way, you could say that for me it was like going to a fun party and having a blast. all in all, v funny, v good. also as resident nice boy, i'd like to extend the warmest welcome to the new people except montgomery fuck off, montgomery. fuck right off out of here.
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    Episode 116 — Cartoons, Our Close Friends

    hey, what's the best dance move for impressing your teacher is it ok to hit on your friend's girlfriend if you're just kidding whats your edgy take on politics thanks danny
  17. a crow just ate my house???? wtf???? edit: NOT A DREAM!!!
  18. hey, screw you too jakal
  19. stoned on the feast of St. Stephen? too soon
  20. that's very offensive
  21. kev u havin a laugh m8 ur fuckin mental bruv gor blimey father christmas gonna give u a right swallop of coal lmao In all seriousness, though, a very merry Christmas to you and yours during this holiday season. (Edit: Please keep in mind those less fortunate than you and be like "yo, that sucks" or you'll end up like a real Scrooge McDuck swimming in a pool of coins except you'll be not swimming you'll be drowning and actually you'll be asleeping with the fishes, mafia gonna come for you and that's that, make you an offer you can't refuse, ayyy take the cannoli badabing u talking to me) Peace on earth, goodwill's for men
  22. please, an animal any old animal will do maybe a very small one