Danny Boy Wizard

Massachusetts Memo Pad? More like Massachusetts Memo Bad. Edit: I'm sorry, I was upset. I love the forums.

I am now! Honored to belong to one of it's snaky urban tendrils. Never apologize for good hygiene.

east coast, beast coast, am I right, guys? let's bond.

I was at my brother's wedding and they had an open bar and I didn't know what I could order that was cool so I went up after some classy-looking guy and said I'd had what he was having, which the bartender seemed to be suspicious of but she didn't say anything. I didn't know what it was but I was worried when they gave me such a small amount. Anyway it tasted like jet fuel, but, like GOOD jet fuel, y'know? I ended up air guitaring pretty hard to "Don't Stop Believin'" and I think it was really rad. So you guys should all try that. This other time my friend made "breakfast shots" and everybody loved it. But we were all pretty drunk and I'm pretty sure it was just French toast in vodka.

Just listened to this ep on the way back from summer orientation for college V funny, v good

Here's the obligatory pic of my D, everybody. Sorry it took so long.

Right, SteveH! It's like... this is not my design.

I like my coffee like I like my women very much

I really like the new people they are funny and cool hey who said that?? thank you! [p.s. the bold and italicized part is in a different voice and it's a new thing i'm trying out as part of my wacky persona and i think it opens up a lot of possibilities for some cool edgy goofs and you can use it if you want]

DC as a whole is also very happy that they mentioned us. We don't get noticed all that much in the media so it's kinda nice.

Just listened to this episode on my porch, soaking in summer vibes. V. funny, v. good.

EXCITED PAGE ONE GRUMBLING! but it just masks sadness

I asked my mom and she was worried, but I said it was for a friend and now she's just suspicious. Sorry

maybe getting a little too political here but fireworks were invented by China so shouldn't the US pay them taxes today? i'll take my answer off the air.

bozos it's your time

I'm on summer vacation right now so this morning I went downtown, to look for a job, and then I hung out in front of the drugstore and smoked some cigarettes when I remembered that Norm said: So I got the ingredients and yes! If I were a judge on Top Chef and Norm were a contestant I would probably say very good recipe and everyone should go eat at Norm's restaurant and yes Norm is the Top Chef here!

Some people have been asking and yes! I did love Bozos' joke too! It was edgy and alt and appealed right to my sensibilities as a young man just trying to get by in 2010s America.

I v. much appreciated Catcher in the Rye discussion. I AM 18 so yes I am older and smarter than Holden but even I can learn something from this guy. Raised lots of good points about ducks that I'm still working through but yes Stradlater was a real phony. If you have any questions feel free to ask because I did write a book report on it and even my teacher said it had an "interesting thesis" and "lacked structure".

In all seriousness though, Jim Gaffigan is a pretty funny guy. He IS a dad, which I think makes his jokes about being a dad all that more genuine. I told my friend Ryan once that Jim should be called "Jim GOOFigan" but Ryan didn't think that was a good idea.

Just listened to this ep while in my basement. V. funny, v. good. First time, long time.