ShortFatCock

Morning, hope everyone had a great 4th, I brought honey buns and plan b!

Blood Tide til I die http://youtu.be/y2mUfrQt_Hw

My old man's recovering from surgery so I don't really have any good recent pics.

I'm sorry. I named it after a cock that is short and also fat. Let's not focus on this

Wow, souprman is this as performed by Mr Louis Reed?

Yeah it's kind of a hand woven wicker basket

I like to keep a good Calvin and Hobbes book on top of the toilet tank--say, Homicidal Psycho Jungle Cat--and leaf through while I take poops.

Skip to my lou, Piranha Part Two, blatherin' blatherskite, chim chim cher-oo!

Yep Im one of the 2 dicks.

Hey everybody, If you want a campy movie with an A-list Hollywood actor, watch Blood Tide for free on YouTube. This 1982 James Earl Jones vehicle is set in Greece, features a sea monster and JEJ You're welcome.

Wet Hot American Flubber. #SickJokeBozos