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PorcaDios

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  1. PorcaDios

    Catchphrase

    Roger Ebert loved Pootie Tang, why didn't You???
  2. PorcaDios

    Catchphrase

    Mind your p's and q's because your pees will disrupt your queues b.
  3. Is it just me, or did dicks get a lot smaller? Asking for a friend.
  4. Sexual orientation fades, but rainbows are forever.
  5. Death just filed a restraining order against me. Just goes to show you, there's no such thing as a "healthy" obsession.
  6. Everything is absurd when one thinks of death.
  7. My fear of death was once merely hobbling . . . now I'm a paraplegic
  8. I don't care what my friends say. I'm gona aquajog across the English Channel gosh darn it!
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