"Hey -ahem- (Scott clears his throat)
Normally at this time I would read a catchphrase submission, but today we've decided to shift gears to a more serious topic, something that's very close to me personally. It's not easy for me to talk about this so candidly, i did a lot of soul searching leading up to this taping, but in the end i came to the conclusion that you as an audience are mature enough to handle this very touchy subject and I may be able to help a few people in the process. So with that being said let's jump right into it."