ChazFremontIII
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"Plop, plop, fizz, fizz"... is what it sounds like when I dip my testicles in the Cheez Whizz.
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Still trying to figure out what's causing the fizzing. -
25 secs These plugs are gonna make me cry And I am here to tell you why You know it isn't funny But I don't have the money So tickets to your show I can't buy
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Be true to your school and completely unfaithful to your regular house of worship.
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Time to meet Sally in the alley, now that I'm done with Gene in the latrine.
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Sorry, I misinterpreted the announcers statement that the hitter had three balls on him. I'll leave the locker room now.
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Apparently the whole matter/anti-matter concept doesn't extend to pasta/antipasta.
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I've seen fire & I've seen rain, but never in the same place at the same time. I'm beginning to wonder if it's some kind of Superman/Clark Kent thing.
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I'm all about that bush, bout that bush. Long pubies!
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I'd like to buy the world a Coke, but with childhood obesity what it is; how about an unsweetened iced tea?
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Decaf of course -
Mmmmm.....
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Have you any teeth?
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Thanks, but I don't think that's what they meant by a Golden Anniversary Present. Can you hand me a towel?
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Thanks, Huey Lewis and the FAKE NEWS! Worst. tribute band. ever.
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If the heart of rock n' roll is in Cleveland, then that must make it's rectum in Tallahassee.
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HLN -
A cantata about a frittata? That'll never play in Nevada.
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True history.
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I wanna rock and roll all day and get to bed by about 9:45.
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Firing off my Love Gun makes me tired -
I'd say there's more than a fifty percent chance that I'll break wind during this podcast.
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Consider yourself warned. -
They say laughter is the best medicine, but you'll probably still be diabetic at the end of this episode.
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Sullivan's FDA trial, round one. begin! -
I've heard of boom boxes, but you might want to consult a physician, sweetie!
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Mighty Mouse
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The lava in Java falls mainly on the guava.
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mmmmmm... liquid hot guava -
No one is as penny-ante as my Auntie Penney.
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She's so cheap.... -
Walk like an Egyptian? Thanks for the advice The Bangles, but I should have Run Like an Ethiopian. It was a marathon after all.
