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    But it is a fine looking mutt....
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    Temper your excitement. This is no different than when that geologist invited me over to look at her 'cleavage'.
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    Mmmm...delish!
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    I thought Curry was a basketball player...
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    She really wore her heart on her sleeve. Which is what most likely led to her massive blood loss and eventual death.
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    My Life was great. Until I left it sitting in the milk too long.
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    There once was a man from Old Seifert A cannon he found meant for tshirts He played with the gun And while he had fun He was surprised at how much his wee-wee hurt
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    White noise helps me fall asleep, but it also has the unfortunate effect of making me much more racist when I wake up.
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    I'm getting too superannuated for this fecal material.
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    Rimshot and crickets
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    Painting a beautiful Netscape, no doubt.
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    Pile drivers are the worst.
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    This is the least amusing bouche I've ever had. I expected more from the owner of Frenchie's Place.
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    I know they're trying their best to sing for us, but we just can't harem. Pack your wives and go!
  18. ChazFremontIII
    I left my heart in San Francisco. If you find it, please return it to the lifeless husk in terminal A at LAX.
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    He would often sit in the corner and just say 'hello' to see if we needed assistance.
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    Based on my favorite parabola.
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    5-7-5
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    No rules, just right!
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  25. ChazFremontIII
    Oh, hello there. I'm popular podcast purveyor Scott Aukerman and I'd like to talk to you about feline chlamydia. That's right, Cat Clap.
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