ChazFremontIII

Bumpity Bump Bump

I frankly don't care to send the very best. Adequate will do just fine.

You want to know what really creams my corn? 2% milk. Half & Half is just too fattening.

Thanks, Mel Torme...

Then I got booed out of the theater to boot!

Throw in a Custard Pie for dessert...

You, Uncle Sam. Me, Hagar. Let's Red, White, and Blue Rocker this bitch!

He was a bored house-husband She, an encyclopedia saleswoman. Their love knew no bounds. Except for the ones she used to tie him to the bed.

What's that now about a French whore?

Fetch my translator, Havel!

Happy Christmas!

Hipster revue in 3...2...

You will meet someone new when you least expect it. Like the next time you're on the toilet reading Vanity Fair.

The profit margins on that stuff are just laughable.

Hal-itosis? Kind of awkward.

Numismania, Pyromania, Egomania. Only one of these was good enough for Def Leppard.

It's like polenta in your pee-hole!

Taxi-dermists try to hail me!

You can also get a bowl of soup for a song.

Forgot lyrics: I've been listenin' For an hour and ten For the best part Of the show to begin Come on Scotty, Scotty plug us in. x3 Plug us in Scott!

Some down home pluggin' goodness for y'all.

Guess unions really don't have the strength they used to.

I've heard a strumpet play the trumpet, but I've never heard anyone say, "Hump it!" when referring to a crumpet. Except for Ian. He's kind of a creep.

Overall, I think those coveralls cover you just about all over, Al.

Still waiting for a tuna casserole touque.