ChazFremontIII
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āHereās a pro-tip for you,ā said the male prostitute.
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You make 100% of the shots you donāt miss.
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Stitcher Premium?! I hardly know her medical insurance covers that.
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She's got a health set of DDs. DeDuctibles. What did you think I meant? -
Kriss Kross might make you jump, jump; but Christopher Cross will make you hump, hump.
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...and then there's Maude. -
The Ice Man cometh. Anyone want a jizzicle?
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The Ice Man cometh. Anyone want a jizzicle?
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Every time a hooker dies, an angel zips itās fly.
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Pilates with hotties makes Scotty feel naughty.
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Chlamydia? I hardly know ya!
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If Iāve said it once, Iāve said it a million times. After all, itās my favorite pronoun.
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You may have a disease, but I have The Cure. So bring your sick ass over to my place and we can listen to Three Imaginary Boys.
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Aināt no party like a Bang Bang party, ācause a Bang Bang party is super farty!
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Aināt no party like a Bang Bang party, ācause a Bang Bang party is super farty! -
Honk once for yes and twice for āget a fucking move on before the light changes, cockwad!ā
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Drivers etiquette -
Ureter? No, my-eter. These kidneys arenāt gonna clean themselves.
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...to paraphrase the āCos
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Yum
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iPhone? No, YOU phone. Your mother wants to hear from you.
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Reach out and touch someone. -
To quote my former Kung Fu instructor: āWax Hard on, wax hard off.ā
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He was later brought up on charges. -
Watch It, Rent It, Buy It! (ft. Heynong Mantzoukas)
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Might as well bump...BUMP! -
If it Hertz, than you probably need to rent a smaller car.
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If it Hertz, than you probably need to rent a smaller car. -
Brought to you by Superman XXX: The Quest for a Piece of Ass
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Please sign our petition to make sure George Lucas keeps his hands off Mambos number 1-4. We donāt need any more of our childhood ruined by that man.
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Dance like no oneās watching your respirator lose power.
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Elaine from Fort Wayne is mainly quite plain, but sheās got a huge set of cans.
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Tuna, of course. I spotted her leaving Samās Club.
