ChazFremontIII
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I got more rhymes than all those dope MCs, it’s a benefit of ven-er-EE-al disease! Boyeee!
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I got more rhymes than all those dope MCs, it’s a benefit of ven-er-EE-al disease! Boyeee! -
With friends like these, who needs regular colo-rectal screenings?
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Everyone over 50. Seriously. -
I like my women like I like my AC/DC albums. Over forty and with Bon Scott's voice.
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Please stop calling him Auntie Christ when he's obviously your Uncle!
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I once played tambourine for Ben Vereen next to a cash machine in Aberdeen.
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or as the Scots call it; shakin' yer booooty! -
I carried a watermelon!
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Nikki Sixx? More like Nikki Twoo. That guy ain’t half the bassist he used to be.
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Or Mounties for that matter
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I hate to vent...but I really need to let the steam out of this pressure cooker. Please step aside Ephraim.
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Sweet release of Death? Old Reap’s got nothing on that masseuse that works out behind the bodega.
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Your love is like a hurricane. Â There's lots of blowing and you tell me to keep away from the eye.
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Your love is like a hurricane. There's lots of blowing and you tell me to keep away from the eye. -
Hello, Poison Control? Yeah, Brett Michaels is running down my street in a ballerina outfit. Could you send someone to get him? Also, am I gonna die?
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Calendar?! I hardly dated her!
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The official podcast of those who clean Argentine latrines with hand me down tambourines.
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The official podcast of those who clean Argentine latrines with hand me down tambourines. -
Let's talk about sex baby. Let's talk about poo and pee. Let's talk about all the good things and the bad things that come from the general area of one's groin.
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I'll take the club sandwich on rye for two-fifty, Alex.
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I'll take the club sandwich on rye for two-fifty, Alex. -
You’ll know us by the trail of dirtied adult diapers.
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To all the girls I’ve loved before.....yeah, you’re probably gonna want get yourself tested for The Clap.
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I like my women like my 5K runs; flat and fast.
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https://soundcloud.c...plug-bag-for-me I need to hear you on the radio I have to see you on tv I gotta know where you are gonna go So help me with my OCD and... Open up the plug bag just for me
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Open Up the Plug Bag for Me
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Bumping this short but sweet oldie to help out with the plug themes famine. -
Next thing I know, I’ve got syphillis and my wallet’s gone. That’s the last time I trust the Gorton’s fisherman!
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A Rolling Stone gathers lots of paternity suits.
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... but don’t start me up on all of that... -
Every time a bell rings, an angel gets a tinnitus flare-up.
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