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ChazFremontIII

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  1. There's a lawyer in my foyer who says his name is Sawyer. He's here about the drumming, the strumming, and of course the constant cumming.
  2. If I knew how much a woodchuck could chuck, then I probably wouldn't be on the phone with you right now, would I Mom?
  3. I've seen fire and I've seen rain, but never in the same place at the same time. I think we just figured out someone's secret identity!
  4. Well churn my butter and call me Mildred! If this isn't the best little podcast west of the Mississippi.
  5. Do you like the hard rock? Then this plugs theme may be for you! https://soundcloud.c...r-pom-poms-lets <40seconds
  6. Your mama don't dance, your daddy don't rock n roll, and your sister don't have her virginity anymore. See you at the next family reunion!
  7. You had one mission, Paco. And now you're telling me you can't remember the name of it?! Big, white building in Texas? Real helpful.
  8. Cross promotional catchphrase, boyeez!
  9. Rectum?! Damn near the bottom of my behind. Are you a real doctor?
  10. Top o' the mourning to you! Seriously, sorry to hear about your dad.
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