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ChazFremontIII

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  1. Yeah, but you can tell they just did it for the big payday.
  2. Bye Jove. We'll see you around.
  3. At least that's what I told the prosector.
  4. There's no time like the present. Except for 6:02pm tomorrow and the day after that, and the day after that, and...
  5. I don't want to grow up, I'm a ToysRUs giraffe and already pretty tall.
  6. Waffle fries?! What'll they think of next, Pancake Onion Rings?
  7. Roses are red, violets are blue, got it? Good, now let's work on secondary colors.
  8. These octagenariens aren't gonna dance themselves.
  9. If it looks like I've got a spring in my step, it's only because some punk slipped a slinky into my crocs.
  10. I like my women like my favorite Welcome Back Kotter character: bushy, Hispanic, & named Epstein.
  11. bacon makes everything better, even catchphrases.
  12. How much is that doggy in the window? He's not for sale. And who goes up to people's homes asking to buy their pets anyway?!
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