ChazFremontIII
-
Content count
389 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
1
Everything posted by ChazFremontIII
-
'Tis a Wise man who makes his fortune peddling potato chips.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Owl bet you can't each just one -
It's all fun and games until you lock up the toy store and go home for the night.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Fun and games -
Note to my fellow library patrons: Annals of Ancient Greece is a vastly different book than Anals of Ancient Greece.
-
I hate to settle, but I have this covered wagon so....
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
I hate to settle, but I have this covered wagon so.... -
One can't help but wonder if Shakespeare's sister was perhaps referred to as an Avon Lady.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Or can one? -
If I ever start a newspaper, I think I'll call it the Christian Science Merrimack.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Too soon? -
Technically, foxes aren't crazy. It's usually just rabies.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
The more you know... -
If Monty Python was right, and every sperm is sacred, then I'm looking at a few billion counts of heresy.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
... -
When you said we were having Spam for dinner, I didn't expect bowls full of junk email.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Though the pineapple was a nice touch. -
Is that a motorboat I hear?
-
For those about to rock; please practice proper hearing safety and put some earplugs in.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
FIRE! -
My question for John lennon is this: Her??
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Really?? -
I was in the right place, but I must have punched the wrong mime.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Works better if sung in a Dr. John voice. -
Call me crazy, but a more accurate diagnosis would be 'mentally deranged'.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
... -
Here's where I draw the line...and then a circle; now four shorter lines, and voila, I've got a stick figure!
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Here's where I draw the line...and then a circle; now four shorter lines, and voila, you've got a stick figure! -
Got a new prescription.
-
If your happy and you know it, gonorrhea your hands!
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
... -
I'm glad that nice gentleman alerted me that my barn door was open. Otherwise someone might have run off with my new tractor.
-
I'd rather be the belle of the ball than the ball of the bell. You get banged either way, but one makes your ears ring less.
-
Buster Posey?! I hardly know her posey.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
X -
Scott's a Cheapskate (But at Least We Get Plugs)
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in "Plugs" Theme Song Submissions
Enjoy! -
Despite what the label said, I found that taffy to be completely humorless.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
And really chewy too. -
'Tis a fine fellow who feathers his father's foxhole with fern fronds from Fairfield.
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
'Tis a fine fellow who feathers his father's foxhole with fern fronds from Fairfield. -
As the Greek God said upon returning home from battle; "Did you myth me?"
ChazFremontIII posted a topic in New Catchphrase Suggestions
Don't forget to tip your waiters.
