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Everything posted by ChazFremontIII
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I love sticking my finger in holes.
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Podcasting impresario Smooth Talkerman, reporting for bootie!
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Hey ho, lets go! -
You can play a piano, but only Abe Vigoda can play a Fish.
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RIP -
Uranus is waxing and will soon eclipse the small moons of Scrotus and Teste.
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Uranus is waxing and will soon eclipse the small moons of Scrotus and Teste. -
All my exes live in condos I'm legally required to pay the rent on.
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Interestingly enough, theyre all located in the panhandle of Oklahoma. -
Ask your doctor if he'd like to go out on a date. Doctor's make good money.
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True dat -
Take it from me.......Then give it to the guy at this address. That's all there is to delivering a pizza.
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Don't forget the tip -
My get up and Van Gogh must have got up and Van Went.
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In the land of the deaf, the one-eared man is considered disfigured.
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A wise man once said - "JESUS CHRIST!"
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Slow your roll, friend. Bowling's a game of finesse.
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My progenitor was pro-janitor, so I guess you could say I come from a clan who like things spic and span.
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My progenitor was pro-janitor, so I guess you could say I come from a clan who like things spic and span. -
ohmygod, ohmygod! I thought you said you were allergic to 'peanuts'! Do you have an epipen handy?
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No, they're too fucking expensive. -
A beer distributor and a pretzel salesman walk into a bar...
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A beer distributor and a pretzel salesman walk into a bar... -
They call me the 'can opener'. I don't think I need to tell you why.
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but it's got something to do with ass... -
An asshole a day keeps the proctologist in pay.
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One in a million chance doc! -
Anything is pastable if you put your manicotti to it.
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Fusilli -
The cunning linguist finally met his match when the master debater came on the floor of sexual congress.
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They're going to erect statues in the rotunda. -
Truss me. I know what it's like to have a hernia.
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I'm gonna tap that ass, I'm gonna cap that ass. I'm gonna do it all because my name's Ben Sasse (R-Nebraska).
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Rappin in the Senate, dog! -
Hop pop, hippie to the pippie, ya hop on pop and ya don't stop.
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Happy Belated Dr. Seuss Day!